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Derek.
Talk Shit. Get Hit.
That 's Al l .
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derektheman
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 12:22pm UTC

Yo mama so fat; she eats
wheat thicks.
-Derek.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 10:39pm UTC

why have a six pack,
when you can have
the whole brewery?
;)
-Derek.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 10:34pm UTC

everything you do and words you say.
you know that it all takes
my breath away.
-Derek.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 10:30pm UTC

she got whatever it is.
it blows me away.
she's everything i wanted to say to a
woman but i couldn't find the words to say.
she got whatever it is.
i don't know what to do.
and everytime i try to tell her how i feel, it comes out...
i love you.
-Derek.
.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 3:16pm UTC

i just walked into this
party and someone
yelled, "DIBS!"
-Derek.
nmf.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 3:13pm UTC

MAYBE IT'S TRUE;
THAT I CAN'T LIVE
WITHOUT YOU. ♥
-Derek.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 12:56pm UTC

"You got the best of me;
signed,
YOURS TRULY."
-THE STRIVE
-Derek.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 12:52pm UTC

SONGS:
yours truly
dreaming of you
the ride
anything goes
sleepless (in seattle)
THE STRIVE

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 12:26pm UTC

I love her.
That's the beginning and end of everything.
-Derek.
nmf

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 12:22pm UTC

YOU ARE NOTHING SHORT OF MY EVERYTHING. ♥
-DEREK.
NMF.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 12:15pm UTC

You make me smile
like the sun.
-Derek.
nmf

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 12:06pm UTC

FELLAS,
treat her right.. or someone else will.
-Derek.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 12:03pm UTC

They always told me, "When you find the right girl, hang on to her, and never let her go." And trust me;
IM NEVER LETTING GO.
-Derek.
format: BEACHYLOVE

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 11:43am UTC

We were sittin up there on your mama's roof.
Talkin' 'bout everythin' under the moon.
-Derek.
nmf

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 11:39am UTC

I love you this big;
no one's ever seen. this big, no one's ever dreamed.
-derek.
nmf

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 11:35am UTC

i love you.
not only for what you are. but what i have when i'm with you.♥
-derek.
nmf.

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derektheman
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 11:32am UTC

Everytime I hear
t h a t s o n g . . . i g o b a c k <3
nmf