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hey my name is emily and i am going into 8th grade. i am in NY. i think witty profiles is the best site! you can IM me anytime... i'm not very good at making things but when i know how i like to do them. .F.a.V.e.S. SPORTS::volleyball, basketball, softball MOVIES::i love comedy pretty much anything reall funni i will watch, but i also like the movies on the lifetime channel! BEST FRIENDS::jordan, liz, felicia, colleen, jamie, and taylor [but jordan is the only one who knows about this site so...] lol **I HAVE SO MUCH MORE I CAN TELL U BUT IM ME IF U WANT TO FIND OUT**

delux_247
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July 19, 2004 6:16pm UTC

There was once a woman who had very tiny breasts. It was very difficult for her to find her bra size which was a 28 triple A... but she needed some new bras so she decided to go shopping. The first store she went in was Maidenform she asked if they had 28 triple A and they said "no mam' i'm sorry" so she went to the next store and they said the same thing...by this time she was getting really mad. She decided to go to walmart cause they have everything. She stomped into walmart and walked up to the first salesperson and lifted up her shirt and said..."do you have anything for these?!" The woman said "yes mam' bug spray is on isle 7."
ha ha ha ha ha!
that was sooooo funni wen i read it (not taking credit)
my cousin sounds just like that

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delux_247
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July 19, 2004 9:15am UTC

F R I E N D S are [made],
F R I E N D S are l.o.s.t,
but- - -
'_ _ _ _
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`. _ _ BEST FRIENDS are [F][O][R][E][V][E][R]
::grOver::erNie::beRt::elMo::coOkie::snUffy::
my best friends!
<3--eMiLy
// zOe

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delux_247
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July 17, 2004 3:49pm UTC

tHe *PHONE* rInGs
AnD i >hear< <3 yOu
aNd thE [d][a][r][k][n][e][s][s]
iS a .:CLEAR:. vIeW

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