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  1. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    DREAM YOUR DREAMS WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED...
    BUT LIVE YOUR DREAMS WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.

  2. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    When I like a song
    I will overplay the craaap out of it and then hate it a week later


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 2:22am UTC
    Why I love Miley Cyrus:
    Miley Cyrus: Haters are gonna hate. But they are also going to click on your YouTube video to watch it. So I don't really care, you helped me break the record. And if you were watching it just to hate on me, now I hold a record and I win.

  5. sensati0ns sensati0ns
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:44pm UTC
     SHE KNOWS
     
      EVERY WORD TO 
     THE SADDEST 
     SONGS. 
     

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    So now it's August,
    and I have done nothing with my summer.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

  8. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    “every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
    yeah then explain to me why my quote doesn’t have more faves


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Demitriaa_Lee Demitriaa_Lee
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Tomorrow Is the first blank
    page of a 365 page book.
    Write a good one.

  13. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Me: Refreshes Witty
    Internet: Sorry, this server is down
    Me: no
    Me: refreshes
    Me: refreshes
    Me: refreshes
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Witty: loads
    Witty: *is completely different*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Obama:
    A cookie:
    the wind:
    Spongebob:
    A training bra:
    A hollister model:
    Me: I have no recollection of this place

  14. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    You were born to die,
    so you might as well live
    And make life worth it.

  15. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    When you're younger
    you don't look at people and think "They're ugly. I'm ugly. I'm fat." All you think is they're a boy and they're a girl. simple.
    When you get into your teenage years
    you start to become insecure, and you hate yourself, hate everyone, hate everything you do. Think nothing can get better. Your life is over.
    Then you grow out of it
    and you realize your appearance doesn't matter. You don't need to impress anyone, and life doesn't suck that bad.
    It gets better, it really does.

  16. biebersgirl14 biebersgirl14
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Ohmygosh.
    He's so hot.
    I wonder if he thinks I'm cute.
    Should I say hi?
    Wait. What if I seem creepy?
    I'll be like heyy ;)
    No. Should I wink?
    No. Wait. Don't walk away from me.
    I love you.
    You're beautiful, in every single way.
    Oh wait, he's walking this way.
    Okay. Smile.
    Don't seem like a creeper.
    He smiled back.
    "Heyyyyy."
    I want some food.
    Ugh. I could be playing call of duty right now
    Hey, cute girl.
    What's up cutie ;)?
    Oh wait. She'll think I'm weird.
    Damn. Oh wait. Where's my mom?
    Okay. Maybe she's over there.
    Mom where are you.
    No wait she's right next to the cute girl.
    Oh wow. She smiled.
    Cute smile girl ;)
    "Heyyy."
    She said hey, what do I say?
    Let me smile back.
    "Hey."
    wow. I sounded stupid.
    I want food.
    MYQUOTE.
    Format credit to :Themascaraseries.

  18. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    half of the pe ople I c ons ider
    FRIENDS DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME <<<<<

  19. ChickFlick ChickFlick
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Go ahead. Judge me.
    Just remember to be perfect the rest of your life.

  20. 3Words2Hearts1Lovex 3Words2Hearts1Lovex
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    This Night Is Sparkling
    Don't You Let It Go,
    I'm Wonder Struck, Blushing All The Way Home,
    I'll Spend Forever, Wondering If You Knew.
    I Was Enchanted To Meet You

    Enchanted, Taylor Swift~

:)

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