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  1. whowilllovemeforme whowilllovemeforme
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    IDon'tneedtoflirt
    I will seduce you with my awkwardness

  2. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    little things #1
    -When they message you first
    fave if I should do a series

  3. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 9:13pm UTC
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    Women Don't Wanna Hear What You Think!
    We wanna hear what we think...in a deeper voice.
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by Death.

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 4:02pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 3:22pm UTC
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  7. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 11:25am UTC
    you smell nice.
    Get in my bed, now.

  8. _cristin_xoxo _cristin_xoxo
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    When quotes have a black background...i immediatley get suspicious of hidden messages..
    fave if you highlighted this out of suspicion;)

  9. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    Here's to the kids,
    who try there hardest to be good enough for everyone. Who spend hours scrolling through posts on witty to find the right one to describe their mood. Who wait online for that one certain person to sign on, just to gather up the nerve to say hello. Who listen to the same song dozens of times because the lyrics mean a lot and with the words, a memory plays in their minds. Who deserve so much more than they get, and are willing to fight for it. And whose wish upon a shooting star or 11:11 was wasted on someone who will never care.

  10. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 1:07am UTC
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    ♥♥♥It's every woman's dream to be♥♥♥
    Some man's dream woman.
    -Barbra Streisand
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  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 9:00pm UTC
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  12. vintagememories vintagememories
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    There are two reasons people
    don't talk about something.
    Either it means nothing
    or it means everything.♥

  13. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

  14. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 7:48am UTC
    santa
    re-arranged is
    satan/
    ......I'm onto you fat man.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    to do list:
    go to a football game.
    hold up an enormous sign that reads,
    "the guy behind me can't see :)"

  16. happinessthekeytolife happinessthekeytolife
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    that really long sarcastic laugh
    before the "no".

  17. smexilexi99 smexilexi99
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    fave if ur shorter then 5 ft 10

  18. YourLMGH YourLMGH
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    In 6th grade, I broke up with my first boyfriend.
    He became my best friend.
    Six years later at our highschool graduatiom, He made his valedictorian speech.
    The last thing he says?
    "Maddy, I never stopped loving you. Its been six years... Can we try again?
    We just celebrated our 50th anniversary together.
    HisLoveGivesMeHope.

  19. an'* an'*
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    October 26, 2011 9:41pm UTC
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  20. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:18pm UTC
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    i die a little inside
    ♥ ♥ ♥ everytime i see a old person eating alone at a restaurant ♥ ♥ ♥
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