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  1. peaceinpieces peaceinpieces
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    worry is a misuse of
    imagination.

  2. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    if i text you and you're driving,
    wait till you stop to reply because i refuse to be on the commercial holding a card with my text on it.
    "don't hate on car accidents. it isn't funny."
    sweethearts, i know.
    believe me.
    i know.
    of all people.
    i would know.

  4. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    BEAUTY ISN'T DEFINED BY THE SIZE OF YOUR JEANS
    ~JACK BARAKAT

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
    Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
    Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
    The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: name?
    Stranger: chun wu at your service
    You: alexander goldberg
    Stranger: sup?
    You: u know i never forgave u koreans for attacking pearl harbor
    Stranger: uhh.i'm chinese
    You: chinese,japanese,korean...what's the difference
    Stranger: u serious?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: .....
    Stranger: u know i never forgave u jews for sinking the titanic
    You: that was an iceberg
    Stranger: goldberg,greenberg,iceberg what's the difference
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  7. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    It's official,
    I have plans for Valentines day.
    Dentist appointment: 4:00 PM

  8. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
    Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
    "DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
    AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
    IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

  9. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    When you waste your time worrying about the past,
    the future starts to frighten you.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    I'm so excited for Valentine's Day.
    All the chocolate is going to be on sale. I'm so excited.

  11. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Let's face it
    anything with raisins in it,
    would be ten times better
    with chocolate chips instead.
    for example: a box of raisins

  12. sooky234 sooky234
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    I typed f/ck in a comment but forgot to slash the U.
    Steve changed it to fetch.
    Steve just made fetch happen.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    11:59 PM
    my new year's revolution is to not hate everyone
    12:01 AM
    i'd like to report that i couldn't do it

  14. TheWeirdKid TheWeirdKid
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Hershey Kisses are called Kisses because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyer belt.
    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    today marks the 5 year anniversary
    since troy and gabriella
    met at the ski lodge can
    we have a moment of silence
    format jimmy365

  16. randomcrayon12 randomcrayon12
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    *In living-room*
    Me: *stares out of window at the starry sky*
    Me: Dad, how do stars die?
    Dad: Drugs, normally.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    "When i bought take me home
    the cashier told me i look a lot like zayn malik
    and i told her i get that all the time"
    - Zayn Malik

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    A moment of silence for all the girls who
    have their period on their wedding day

  19. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Mistletoe?
    more like mistleNO.
    hahahahaha i'm funny.
    someone please date me.

  20. BandG33k BandG33k
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    I've been on witty since late 2010.
    I've had 12 different accounts.
    I was here when CSS layouts, didn't even exist yet.
    I witnessed BrandonCyrus rise to fame, and then the steady flow of quotes come in about people hating him.
    I was here when everyone started calling people 'jockers' because they 'stole their quote'.
    I was also here when Witty turned pink.
    When i found witty, the famous people were AlNicholas, Captivated, Lollipopx3 and waaay more.
    Everyone used RandomRequests layouts.
    Witty has changed alot since then, i know.
    But it still has the same concept.
    Witty you've been there for me when ive needed you most.
    And i'm so proud of how far you've come.
    Can we all just say thank you to Steve real quick?
    Thanks, steve.

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