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Heartless17*

  1. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2014 10:35pm EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Laying together
    Being completely comfortable
    In each others arms
    Best
    Night
    Ever

  2. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2014 10:04pm EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Another year has come and gone
    And Im still here holding on
    To this rifle and a picture of my kids

  3. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2014 9:47pm EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Dont think I dont wonder
    bout couldve been,
    shouldve been
    all worked out

  4. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 8:07pm EST
    If you message me with something like
    HEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
    Don't say sorry if your hyper or anything. It's part of who you are.
    Don't ever apoligize to anyone for being yourself.

  5. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2014 10:18pm EST
    Read it out loud.
    I am sofa king we todd it.

  6. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 9:58pm EST
    1. What color is your toothbrush? Purple
    2. Name some people who made you smile today: Avery, Olivia, Austin, my mom, my niece, my dad
    3. What were you doing at 8 AM this morning? Sleeping
    4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Shower
    5. What is your favorite chocolate bar? Hershey chocolate
    6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Well, duh, I work at one. JUST KIDDING ;P
    7. What is the last thing you said aloud? It's alright mom.
    8. What is your favorite ice cream? chocolate or cookie dough
    9. What was the last thing you drank? Coca Cola
    10. Do you like your wallet? I guess...
    1. What was the last thing you ate? Rice crispy but made with chex ^-^
    12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope
    13. The last sporting event you watched? Girls basketball last thursay
    14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Buttered...?
    15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to: I don't know
    16. Ever go camping? In the past ya....
    17. Do you take vitamins daily? Nopre
    18. Do you go to church every week?lol no
    19. Do you have a tan? On my shoulders....
    20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? YES
    21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Yes
    22. What did your last text message say? : I don't know
    25. Look to your left, what do you see? A wall...
    26. What color is your watch? I don't own one
    27. What do you think of when you hear Australia? Good eye might
    29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive thru
    30. What is your favorite number? 17
    31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Austin
    32. Any plans today? Nope
    33. How many states have you lived in? One
    34. Biggest annoyance right now? That the show I want to watch has adverts
    35. Last song listened to? All The Small Things - Blink-182
    36.Can you say the alphabet backwards? Up until... q then I have to stop and think
    37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? Nope.
    38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?My boots because I need a new pair of sneakers
    39. Are you jealous of anyone? Nope :)
    40. Is anyone jealous of you? XD
    41. Do you love anyone? Yes :)
    42. Do any of your friends have children? Not that I know of
    43. What do you usually do during the day? School and practice
    44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Not particularly
    45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Whenever I answer the phone
    46. What color is your car? Tan.
    47. Do you like cats? Kitties!! but sadly I'm allergic. oh well *goes and cuddles with a kitty*
    48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Always <3
    49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Ah... no...
    50. How did you get your worst scar? Depression

  7. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 1:06am EST
    Smile like a donut.
    😮
    Peck like a chicken.
    🐥

  8. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 12:08am EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    On days when I feel like
    I'm free falling.
    You are my safety net.

  9. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2014 11:30pm EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    There's something comforting about laying in his arms.
    Hearing his heart beat.
    Knowing that he's mine.
    The scent of him.
    His natural warmth going bone deep.
    Keeping me warm.
    Keeping me safe.
    Holding me tight.
    Loving me right.

  10. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2014 9:34pm EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Are you
    Are you
    Coming to the tree?
    Where the dead man
    called out for his love to flee.
    Strange things did happen here
    No stranger would it be if
    We met at midnight
    In the hanging tree.

  11. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2014 1:33am EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Hust little baby.
    Don't you cry.
    Don't cut your wrists.
    Don't say goodbye.
    Put down the razor.
    Put down the light.
    I know it's hard.
    But you'll win this fight.

  12. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 11:21pm EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    You say I'm crazy
    Cuz you don't think
    That I know what you've done.
    When you call me baby.
    I know I'm not the only one.

  13. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 11:11pm EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    The monster crawls
    Out of the recesses of my mind.
    Plaguing my heart
    Forcing me to feel the pain
    that is so familiar to me.
    I don't know what to do.
    Do I fight back?
    Or just give up?

  14. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 7:07pm EST
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Seeing your best friend
    kiss her boyfriend.

  15. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 10:20pm EST
    One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop. "Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment," said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer called in to the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?" "Yes." replied the officer "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher. "Uh... yes." replied the cop. "Here's what you do," said the dispatcher. "give her the stuff back, and drop your pants." "What? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop. "Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......"

  16. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 9:38pm EST
    If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

  17. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 9:32pm EST
    I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!

  18. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 23, 2014 9:31pm EST
    I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

  19. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 9:25pm EST
    I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

  20. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 9:22pm EST
    Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

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