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deadbeat

1. deadbeat
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 1:46pm UTC
   friend: hey remember when you liked h-
   me: pushes friend off cliff
   
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2. deadbeat
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 9:24am UTC
   ohsohsrhweohifsdhgsl macarena
   aspfhidgosigoihgsoillhi macarena
   sdofihsfosghowsihowh macarena
   HEYYYYYYYYY MACARENA
   
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3. deadbeat
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2012 8:33am UTC
   When I ask,"Can you get any more stupid?"
   I don't mean it as a challenge.
   
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4. deadbeat
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2012 11:39am UTC
   Ok, I'm in love with my best friend. Selin (she's pooooooop on here), I've know you for so long. We know everything about eachother for so long. I know everything about you. You're flaws, you're insecurities, you're likes and dislikes, and it's just made me love you stronger. You're so perfect to me. I want you to be mine. I want to hold you in my arms. I want to kiss you. I want to let you know that you're loved. I love you. So much. I love every single thing about you. I love the way you throw your head back when you laugh. I love the way you smile shyly when someone compliments you. I love how you're eyes are honey colored and you could see right through them. I love the way you hold my hand when we walk sometimes. I love the way you go out of your way to make at least 8 people smile. I love the way you appreciate everything around you. I've loved you for so long. I love you. I love you so much.
   
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5. deadbeat
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   November 26, 2012 9:11am UTC
   I'm in love with my best friend
   
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6. deadbeat
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   Looking for a witty best friend
   any takers? :)
   
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7. deadbeat
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 8:53am UTC
   when your "best friend" shoves you into a bush
   
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8. deadbeat
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   Guys think it's cute when:
   Our girlfriends pretend to care about sports just for us
   
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9. deadbeat
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   Awkward moment #1
   When you sneeze and hit your head on the edge of your desk so now you have a bruise across your forehead
   
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