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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 7:14am UTC

Ok... it was 2 o'clock in the morning
And I couldn't go to sleep
Because I was too busy watching videos
Of cats. . .
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?
*******forever alone********
nmq

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 9:41pm UTC

OH DON'T YOU TALK
WHILE I'M TALKING
YOU BETTER
MUTE IT

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 9:38pm UTC

WHERE?
WHO?
YOU BEEN WHERE?
WITH WHO?
MMMMMMM....
FOREAL?
OH REALLY?
THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL?

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Teacher: Whoever answers the next question correctly can go home
Me: *throws bag out of window*
Teacher: WHO THREW THAT?!?!
Me: I did! Ha! Looks like I'm going home!
nmq

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 9:07pm UTC

I hate it when
people see me at the supermarket
and are like,
"What are you doing here?"
And I'm like,
"Oh, you know,
the usual
hunting for elephants."
nmq

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Coming home after a long day of being a unicorn,
packing up your children in a suitcase,
and not walking your bunny
like a good bunny owner.
Then you have to take your ostrich to therapy
because it still hasn't gotten over the
trauma.
nmq

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 10:17pm UTC

If Truck A is going 250 miles an hour
and Truck B turned left,
how many Pancakes are on my roof?
The answer is Purple because
Aliens can't drink Coffee.
nmq

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 2:24pm UTC

I LOVE SMALL POTATOES!
~that is all~

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Oh, you're cooler than me?
Good.
Because that means I am HOTTER than you.
(nmq)

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Fave this quote if...
Who am I kidding. Nobody cares about what I was going to say.

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Day after Thanksgiving: Black Friday!
Day after Christmas: Discounted unwanted gifts!
Day after Valentine's Day: Discounted Chocoltae Day!!!!

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 9:07pm UTC

I hate it when you're about to post a quote and you preview it and it says it got like 900 faves and 200 comments meanwhile in reality you only get 3 faves and your own comment. I blame the preview for my high expectations.

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC

The upsetting moment when you post a quote and didn't notice the typo until after you posted it and already got like 2 or more faves so you don't want to delete it but the typo just bothers you sooooo much. Just me?

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 8:42pm UTC

Yup. You go on ahead and fave my quote. Now how many faves does that make? Oh, yeah, 2! LIKE A BOSS!

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Dear Chris Brown,
First of all, I dont like you, at all. Second of all, during your preformance, if you take away the fancy stairs, he autotune, and the flying people, what do you have? I thought so.
Sincerely,
Dissapointed Grammy Viewer
and HUGE Rhianna fan

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 9:03pm UTC

I am such a loser. I almost cry every time I see the Hallmark Valentine's Day card commercials because I am forever alone.

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:57pm UTC

It's almost Super Bowl Sunday!!!! Fave this quote if you want the Yankees to win the Super Bowl!!!

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Here's some advice, when you are meeting somebody for the first time, don't chew like a cow. First of all, nobody wants to see your food. Second of all, nobody wants to hear your food either.

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:15pm UTC

I hate it whenever I'm home alone and then I hear a noise and I look at door... nothing. Then like 3 minutes later my mom comes home and I scream... Just me?

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dazaghaswag
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:11pm UTC

That moment of preperation before typing in a password... Just me?

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