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  1. plasticheartsx plasticheartsx
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment when our hands were almost touching...
    and you didn't pull it away. ♥

  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  3. Ohthefuck Ohthefuck
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    Highlight ....
    Who else thinks this is annoying?

  4. irishkell96 irishkell96
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 12:24am UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk last night."
    " Dude, you were asking
    Rebecca Black what day it was"

  5. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    What am i...
    supposed to say
    when i'm all...
    choked up &,
    you're okay . . ♥

  6. Wiz4Lyfe Wiz4Lyfe
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 9:23pm UTC

  7. Sarrxoxo13 Sarrxoxo13
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Fave this,
    & i will like 10 of your quotes, follow you, write on your wall & forever know that the witty sisters are amazing<3

  8. Teresaaax3 Teresaaax3
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    fav this,
    if you have ever sung in the shower, and realized everyone can hear you.

  9. Brittanii_Baby Brittanii_Baby
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    Aaron. Adam. Adian. Alan. Alec. Alejandro. Alex. Alexander. Almir. Andrew. Anthony. Armando. Bailey. Ben. Benjy. Bentley. Blake. Bradley. Brandon. Braxton. Brayden. Brendan. Brent. Brett. Brock. Brodie. Bryan. Braytin. Caleb. Carlos. Carson. Carter. Chase. Cheyenne. Christopher. Christian. Clayton. Cody. Colby. Cole. Collin. Coltin. Conner. Cooper. Corbin. Corey. Craig. Curtis. Dakota. Dallas. Dalton. Damon. Damien. Dane. Daniel. Darin. Darius. Darnell. Darrell. Demetruis. Dennis. Derrick. Devin. Dominic. Donovan. Drake. Drew. Dustin. Dwayne. Dylan. Eli. Elliott. Emilio. Emmanuel. Enrique. Eric. Ethan. Evan. Fernando. Gabriel. Grayson. Gregory. Griffin. Hunter. Ian. Isaac. Isaiah. Jace. Jackson. Jacob. Jamal. James. Jared. Jason. Jay. Jaydon. Jedediah. Jeffrey. Jeremiah. Jeremy. Jerome. Jesus. Joel. John. Jonathon. Jordan. Jorge. Jose. Joseph. Joshua. Juan. Justin. Kadin. Keaton. Keegan. Keenan. Keith. Ken. Kevin. Keyon. Kyle. Landon. Lee. Leo. Levi. Lewis. Louis. Lucas. Luke. Malcolm. Marco. Marcus. Mark. Matthew. Max. Michael. Mitchell. Myles. Namik. Nathan. Nicholas. Nigel. Noah. Noe. Noel. Niedo. Oliver. Omar. Orlando. Paul. Paolo. Payton. Pedro. Phoenix. Preston. Ray. Reid. Reece. Richard. Riley. Rory. Ruben. Ryan. Samuel. Sanjay. Scott. Sean. Sergio. Seth. Shane.Spencer. Steffen. Stephan. Tanner. Thomas. Toby. Todd. Travis. Trent. Trevor. Trey. Troy. Tyler. Wade. Wayne. Webb. Wesley. William. Wyatt. Xavier. Xander. Zachary. Zane.
    Fave if I said his name(:
    not mine.

  10. nickebri nickebri
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    " I was not drunk! "
    " Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single... she said yes."

  11. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    annoying problems #22:
    say hi to someone on facebook chat. they go offline.

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    f u n f a c t # 26
    most of the laugh tracks you hear on television were recorded in the 1950's, which means a lot
    of the people you hear laughing, are dead.
    format credit; fatassmuffin

  13. loovetayloor loovetayloor
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    fave if ...
    yo are shorter then
    5 foot 9♥

  14. DontStopBelieving DontStopBelieving
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 12:57am UTC
    My name is
    Junie B. Jones. The "B" stands for Beatrice. Except,
    I don't like Beatrice. I just like "B" and that's all.
    Anybody else used
    to read these books?
    Not my format.

  15. insaynee_x insaynee_x
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    today we were writing poems in english
    the principal complimented on my poems saying ;
    i think your outdoing year 9 poetry
    ive never been more proud of my work

  16. babydeer16 babydeer16
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 11:01am UTC
    I hate when
    the teacher
    gives you assigned seats
    And she makes you sit by
    [that one creepy kid you know]
    has a crush on you.

  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. live_laugh_love_8 live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 2:54pm UTC
    I hate when
    Someone finds out I'm ticklish...

  19. emiinnerr emiinnerr
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 11:59am UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. brokenteengirl brokenteengirl
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 9:52pm UTC
    Just because
    I don't complain doesn't mean nothing bothers me


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