MLIA
Last Night,
I was looking through some old home videos in my basement when
I came
across one titled "Claire (Me) and her testicles." Shocked, I put it into
my VHS
player and started to watch it. It was me as a 3-year-old, coloring a
picture.
When my dad, who was holding the camera, asked me what I was
coloring I
told him "An octopus", then a look of horror came over my face and I
asked,
"Daddy, how many testicles do octopuses have?" My dad, shocked,
answered "
two?" I began to bawl, screaming "I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE HIM
EIGHT!
WAHHH!!!". I meant tentacles, but of course I was too young to
know the
difference. Little me was one embarrassing kid.
MLIA