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Radz*
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November 30, 2013 6:42am UTC

My graduation speech:I would like to thank google, wikipedia, and most of all copy and paste, for what I have acheived today.

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zombies.are.kwl *
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November 30, 2013 6:44am UTC

Different denotes neither
bad or good
but it certainly means
‘not the same’

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*silvergirl*
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November 30, 2013 7:38am UTC

*singing wrecking ball by Miley cyrus*
"Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always..."
*hardcore metal scream*
"HATE YOUUUUUUUUUU"

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gab*
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October 25, 2013 11:40pm UTC

bruno mercury, bruno venus,
bruno earth, bruno mars...

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HelloThere*
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October 25, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Class Mate: Haii Can I Borrow A Pen ?
Me: -Thinks- Mhm What Pen Dont I Want Back

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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October 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC

My Wedding Day
Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
Me: Ewww. Boy Cooties.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Rajsonkar
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October 25, 2013 7:41pm UTC

In a Party A Handsome guyaskd a girl,"are you going 2dance?".She felt so happy and said-"yes".The guy said-"thats gud, so can i have your chair?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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caoimhs289
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October 25, 2013 4:01pm UTC

We need a universal symbol for"Don't say that in front of my parents."

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jessicabliss
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October 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC

I always think of Canada as being the lovechild of England and France
after a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with
its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. And Canada
wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who
makes friends with everyone easily.

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伤*
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October 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC

i say “excuse me” but what i really mean is
“why the hell are you and your friends standing in the
middle of the hallway blocking everyone”

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Hale_Storm18
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October 25, 2013 2:39pm UTC

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while they post selfies where they're biting their lip and squinting looking like they're trying to read something in size 3 font

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伤*
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October 25, 2013 4:36pm UTC

nine year olds now worry about iphones and makeup
when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna
pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

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Onism*
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October 26, 2013 11:08am UTC

"At some point, you've got to stop looking up at the sky, or one of these days you'll look back down and see that you floated away, too."
-Paper Towns, John Green
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