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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2019 10:58pm EDT
    Fuggiveanfuggedaboutit.

  2. SANDD* SANDD*
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    September 13, 2019 3:16pm EDT
    So I go to McDonald's since I'm sick and don't feel like cooking, and order a big mac meal and head home. I get home and to my amazement there's no burger...on my burger.
    Initially I wanted to be upset, as a paying customer, and blame whoever it is that made the sandwich for such a stupid silly mistake.
    However, as someone who has worked in the service industry for a long time I couldn't help but to laugh. It really made me reflect on some of my worst days where I've made silly mistakes and had to stand silently while getting screamed at by some angry middle aged Karen lady about how stupid and uneducated I must be.
    I headed back to McDonalds to show them and get a corrected one and we all had a great laugh about it. I was happy to laugh with the staff and wait for a fresh one. We, as humans, all make mistakes and no matter how stupid or silly it may seem, it happens! Not every situation involving simple mistakes needs to be hostile or make the individual feel belittled. We have all forgotten to put the Big mac on the Big mac at some point. Be kind❤

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2019 8:57pm EDT
    If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm potentially as big as whatever I annoy.

  4. beatlemania beatlemania
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2019 2:35pm EDT
    LAYER 8: GETTING OLD
    Age you're hoping to get married by: By now I don´t think about that!
    Number of kids you're planning on having: Well, maybe twins, or a lot of kittens :3
    LAYER 9: IN A GUY
    Best eye color: Doesn't matter
    Hair color: Doesn’t matter
    Short or long hair: Doesn’t matter
    Fat or fit: it depends on
    Looks or personality: Both, but a little more personality
    Funny or Serious: both
    LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
    1 MINUTE AGO: Typing...
    1 HOUR AGO: Lazying around, It's a lazy kind of day!
    1 WEEK AGO: Home choices
    1 YEAR AGO: studying
    LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
    I FEEL: Weird
    I HATE: Rap LOL
    I NEED: Exercise

  5. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2019 3:25pm EDT
    “Everybody wants a happy ending, but it doesn’t always roll that way.”

  6. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2019 3:36pm EDT
    Stop telling girls they have to be super heroes and not princesses.
    Stop telling girls femininity is inferior.

  7. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2019 6:44am EDT
    I need a reminder that I matter
    because
    I can not see straight lately.

  8. Vincent Edgar Crow* Vincent Edgar Crow*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2019 2:27am EDT
    I Don't Walk Around
    Trying To Be What's Not
    Within Me..
    Look Into My Eyes
    I Am Free!
    Your Just Wannabe!

  9. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2019 10:55am EDT
    You were gonna be my world,forever..

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2019 9:29pm EDT
    Whoever put the second S in the KISS principle added 33% needless complexity.

  11. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2019 9:43pm EDT
    YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL
    LIKE MAYBE I AM SOMEBODY
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  12. Cosmic* Cosmic*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2019 6:53pm EDT
    I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK.

  13. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2018 10:14pm EDT
    i havent been on here in forever,but im back. :) lets talk and become friends!

  14. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2018 10:22pm EDT
    No one truly understands what it feels like to grow up without a father until you experience it yourself.

  15. Dudu* Dudu*
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    June 19, 2019 7:54pm EDT
    Do humans live for a long time? I have to put my trust in something that lasts longer. I can't make you my happiness. There needs to be another thing to hang around for. What if for the rest of my life, the happiest moment of each day is when you come home? It sounds special, but i fear that. What would i do if you didn't come home? What if i outlive you? What would i do then? If comfort is your arms and love is time spent with you...then love and comfort will all end with you. It doesn't have to end dramatically with death. What if you simply find someone new. What if i'm not ready to let go? How would i get you to stay? I'm insecure about a lot of things. You love me a lot, but what if that changes. I like myself for the most part too, i know i would live on for her. Family exist too, i wouldn't allow myself to break down in front of them. Realistically i know i would get through all of it. But i hope i don't have to...despite it being inevitable. If your heart never changes, then in a selfish way i hope you outlive me. I won't have to know what it's like to be without you that way. In a sadistic way, i want to outlive you. The thought of you not being coddled for even for one day makes my heart sad.

  16. xx_CAT_xx xx_CAT_xx
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    August 16, 2019 11:34pm EDT
    To think it's been 8 years since I've been on here.
    Seeing old quotes and remembering all those feelings I had years ago.
    Just wow
    ...
    Look how far I've come.

  17. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
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    September 15, 2019 7:51pm EDT
    is anyone still on witty?

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