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  1. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    If its on facebook its soo true

  2. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    That Scary Moment when
    your mom says shes gonna deck you...

  3. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    TILL
    DEATH
    DO
    US
    PART
    -really means-
    UNTIL
    THE
    FEELINGS
    GO
    AWAY

  4. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    Dear Mom ,
    I may not always like you.
    we may Have arguments & fights sometimes,
    but theres one thing you need to always know.
    iloveyou <3

  5. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    When im on witty
    and i just start to laught my family looks at me like im crazy xD

  6. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared.
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day:(
    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two
    people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
    brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
    her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
    wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
    would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your
    life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow
    will be the best day of your life..
    However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have
    bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  7. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    tilt your screen
    back
    i love you<3

  8. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Am i the only one
    who thought "someone" was actually a person ? (x

  9. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Iv never actually
    seen a bully
    steel a nerds
    lunch money
    not mine//

  10. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Im on a
    seafood diet
    when i see food
    i eat it.
    Not mine

  11. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    F•R•I•E•N•D•S
    Ross: This is the most beutiful engagement ring ever!
    Rachel: Well yea you should know, you bought like a billion of 'em.
    Ross: Yea you didnt get one !
    Rachel: ....

  12. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    When people say "I can hear your music
    im just like its good right ?(:

  13. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    *wake up in the middle of the night*
    yes i still have time to sleep!

  14. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:05am UTC
    fav this
    if you use
    to watch the rain drops on a window to see
    which one 'wins'
    nmq// got off tumblr

  15. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Your so GROUNDED
    coffee will look at you and say
    DANG!

  16. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    "wittys getting boring"no its not witty its the qoutes you see over and over again...

  17. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    i could be whatever you want me to be,
    you just have to tell me what you want and ill be that for you.
    your dumb.
    i could be that<3
    - the notebook

  18. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    I wish
    when i go to look at qoutes their not all the same, i look at top qoutes and their the same every "24 hours" and i dont like it because non are actually "original" any more just keep on seeing the same qoutes over and over again :/
    And i shouldnt get anyone saying stuff about me cause im suppose to be able to vent with out anyone saying stuff about me...

  19. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Slap
    Yourself
    wow thats some pretty convincing font ;D

  20. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Fav if you live in the United States
    Comment which State
    this is NOT for favs, im just curious..

:)

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