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daniigee
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August 18, 2013 10:04pm UTC

Someone just asked you about me. You have three sentences. Describe me!! They can be mean, nice, I don't care!! As long (or short) as you'd like! Ready... Set... GOO!!!

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daniigee
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August 17, 2013 11:41am UTC

guys I have a movie date with the guy I like in 2 hours omg

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daniigee
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August 17, 2013 11:39am UTC

In life, people are either a blessin' or a lesson.

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daniigee
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August 15, 2013 7:44pm UTC

using the word "punny" in a joke should be punishble by death
don't you mean punny-shable by death??

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daniigee
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August 15, 2013 12:21am UTC

school is starting again and so are my tears

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daniigee
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August 14, 2013 8:04pm UTC

person: im just throwing my opinion out there
me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house

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daniigee
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August 14, 2013 7:59pm UTC

i can't go on homework tonight because i have witty

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daniigee
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August 13, 2013 12:22pm UTC

ok how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick
One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

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daniigee
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August 13, 2013 12:12pm UTC

Jack and Jill went up the hll to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE'S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

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daniigee
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August 13, 2013 12:17am UTC

WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BÔÔBS THEY ARE LITERALLY A BALL OF FAT ON A GIRLS CHEST LIKE IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU LITTLE SHÎT

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daniigee
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August 12, 2013 6:19pm UTC

imagine having a 30-day trial of being a rich celebrity

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August 12, 2013 6:13pm UTC

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daniigee
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August 11, 2013 10:42pm UTC

*goes back to school after long break*
how do i hold a pen

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August 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

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