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The Ukrainian Chick* · 1 decade ago
yes, by the way shes been acting
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cujo* · 1 decade ago
Actually, you wouldn't have time so your PA ends up doing all of that!
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phee* · 1 decade ago
Its okay just wait and see your string of lights is still bright to me oh who you are is not where you've been you're still an innocent its okay life is a tough crowd thirtytwo and still growing up now who you are is not what you did you're still an innocent!!
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phee* · 1 decade ago
YOU LIFT MY FEET OFF THE GROUND YOU SPIN ME AROUND YOU MAKE ME CRAZIER! (swiftie alert...)
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marie1616 · 1 decade ago
I like this quote, but I don't agree with the friendzone, I've never agreed with that, if you're in the friendzone, it's probably because that girl or guy isn't attracted to you, simple as that. You can't force someone to want to be with you. That's just my opinion. And yes technically life is the longest thing we'll ever do but 10 years can go by rather quickly to us, so it feels short, ya know?
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SparksFly34 · 1 decade ago
*cough cough* ALEXIS *cough*
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
Just give them anything with carbohydrates and fat (keep them hydrated as well, especially if they're a Boyfriendium gamerus, a species known for playing video games for long periods of time) and if they want to walk outside, they will do it themselves since they're often very determined creatures who want to prove their independence and strength pretty much all the time.
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Eefka · 1 decade ago
90% of teenagers do drugs? o_o
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secretgirlxo13 · 1 decade ago
This is perfect.

Just feed them some random poop and just sit them infront of a television with the remote. That will take them to places you'll never be able to take them.
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yayrey · 1 decade ago
ahahaha at least I know I'm not the only one :(
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
Omg this should be the very top quote today, this is hilarious!
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crazylifelover · 1 decade ago
This quote is the most accurate thing I have read in a long while. preach it!!;)
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SparksFly34 · 1 decade ago
HAHA ALL THE TIME
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LetmeBex · 1 decade ago
lol are people really complaining about this? this quote is just omfg. It's amazing.
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SomeRandomDude · 1 decade ago
well...about anything...and we prefer sitting actually :p
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petrichor · 1 decade ago
This quote is the most blatant example of misogyny, sl/t-shaming, and bigotry that I have ever seen.
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SparksFly34 · 1 decade ago
Oh danielle...
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SparksFly34 · 1 decade ago
....thank's Dani
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BreeeFayy* · 1 decade ago
omg now i realize how damn stupid i was. God i hate him. he's asked out chelsea and has a crush on sabyrna, maybe anna and dated my friend izzi
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BreeeFayy* · 1 decade ago
omg this used to b my faaavvvoorriiiteee song ever
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