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dangerous_butterfly

Status: flying around with peter pan and tinker bell <3

Member Since: 21 Nov 2012 12:12pm

Last Seen: 21 Jan 2013 07:20pm

Location: Wonderland

Gender: F

user id: 339395

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Hi, my name is Jasmine, but you can call me Jaz :)

i like One Direction, Nutella, music, good grammar, drawing and technology...

I dislike bad grammar, haters, the color orange and rasicm...

Oh, and by the way, my boyfriends Peter Pan :D type here

dangerous_butterfly
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January 21, 2013 6:02pm UTC

... And all I want to do is cry...

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dangerous_butterfly
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December 31, 2012 11:03am UTC

Mom when i mess up my room: You have no right to make my house so messy! I pay the rent, I pay the taxes!!!
Mom when she needs help cleaning up the house: What, is this only my house? You don't live here? Help me clean up!

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dangerous_butterfly
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 10:50am UTC

I figured out the point of profile pictures on FB
It's so other people can compliment how pretty you look,
so you can deny it
And, you sound so very modest, while raising your self esteem.

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dangerous_butterfly
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December 29, 2012 9:01pm UTC

She got her looks from her father~
He's a plastic surgeon...

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dangerous_butterfly
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December 29, 2012 7:04pm UTC

It's HIS birthday today :)

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dangerous_butterfly
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December 26, 2012 4:45pm UTC

I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and...
I believe in miracles.
Audrey Hepburn

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dangerous_butterfly
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December 26, 2012 4:12pm UTC

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
Ellen DeGeneres

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dangerous_butterfly
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Whenever my friends know I like a guy they do these really stupid things...
Last year, it was pushing me into him in the halls~
This year, they just go up to him and say, "You should go out with her, you guys would be so cute together"
SOOO EMBARRASSING

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dangerous_butterfly
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December 15, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Test Answer Fails #1
Q) Name four animals in the cat family?
A) Mama cat, Papa cat, and two kittens
(This came from the book F is for Effort, fail answers from high school students :))

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dangerous_butterfly
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Twenty little children...
With their whole life ahead of them...
Gone, because of one man~
Rest in Peace <3

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dangerous_butterfly
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December 9, 2012 7:02pm UTC

All I want is for him to notice me...
nmf

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dangerous_butterfly
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December 2, 2012 7:07pm UTC

It wasn't supposed to be this way...
And I wasn't supposed to fall for you;
But I guess it was meant to be this way <3

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dangerous_butterfly
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 4:07pm UTC

When we were little: ~~~I went to bed at 11 o'clock last night~~~
Everyone else: You're so cool!!!
Now: ~~~I stayed up till 1 last night~~~
Everyone else: Instead of sleeping? What's wrong with you???

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dangerous_butterfly
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November 25, 2012 2:45pm UTC

I was at a Barnes and Nobles today looking for some books when I saw this guy who looked around my age...
I walked in front of him and started looking at him like O-O,
and after a minute or so, I said to him
"I thought so!!!"
and ran away...
His face was priceless :)

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dangerous_butterfly
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 4:30pm UTC

going through all the answers of a multiple choice question~
even though you know the first one's the actual anwer
>just cause you can<

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dangerous_butterfly
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November 21, 2012 8:08pm UTC

~Suite Life on Deck~
There's a dumb asian...
and a smart blondie
<3

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dangerous_butterfly
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

So, my friend and I were talking today, and he told me a joke, that to be honest, was not the least bit funny
Him: So, was that funny???
Me: n-
Him: No, don't be truthful
Me: ... Yes. it was hilarious

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dangerous_butterfly
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November 21, 2012 4:41pm UTC

No mommy,
Not every single guy I talk to is my boyfriend...
How popular do you think I am???

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dangerous_butterfly
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November 21, 2012 2:05pm UTC

"Thank you for coming" says the head of the school as we leave an assembly.
pfft, it's as if we had the choice

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dangerous_butterfly
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November 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
― Apple Inc.

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