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  1. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    I know it's hard to swim in a world so shallow, but as a mentally challenged fish once told is: we just gotta keep on swimming...

  2. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Friend: how do I look?
    me: good
    *inside my head*
    Good Lord! Did you get ran over a van and then have a horse crap on your head?!?!?

  3. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    I saw a lonely potato on the street last night......
    I'm enganged now.
    that was really random and awkward.

  4. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:55am UTC
    Everyone is posting quotes about what their parents do at the movies..... My mom just sleeps....

  5. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:07am UTC
    Those mornings where you have so
    Much stuff to do that you go back to
    bed instead.

  6. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    You could answer almost anything with "not since the accident."
    Actually you can't,
    not since the accident.

  7. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body.
    Please don't mix them up like your did last year.

  8. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Law: Texting and driving is a distraction when driving.
    Policeman: Use Radio, radar, dash Cam, and Laptop.
    Huh.

  9. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Dear Witty,
    thanks for keeping me happy <3 :)

  10. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    When Girls are like OHMYGAWD I just got a boyfriend, and I'm like
    GIRL, One time I got 34 faves on my quote.
    swagerific.

  11. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Who let the owls out....
    who who who.

  12. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    When your teacher says " This is a change" when we're talking about money and you sit there laughing all alone like an idiot because you are the only one who noticed the "pun"...... :)

  13. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:48am UTC
    nice job, smarty pants

  14. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    What if we were all once Zombies.........
    And there was a Human Apocalypse? O.o
    nmq

  15. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    It's been awhile since I've made quotes! Time to start again :)

  16. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    You may not be my knight in shining armour.....
    But you'll always be my idiot in Tin Foil.... <3

  17. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 10:28am UTC
    WHAT'S WITH NIGHTS??????
    Up All Night-One Direction
    Marry the Night- Lady Gaga
    Some nights- FUN
    One More Night- Maroon 5
    WOAH. That's some crazy stuff right there.....

  18. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    Kota is hacking Hanna at school xD

  19. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Me at home alone.....
    Me: *looking through cupboards*
    Me: THERE'S COOKIES!!!
    Me: Wait I need self-control...I'm not going to eat them...
    Me: okay maybe just one but...
    Me: NO I REFUSE TO EAT THE COOKIE!
    Me: BUT IT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!
    Me: so much for getting abs this summer....
    Me: I CAN'T AND I WON'T....
    Me: FRIG THIS GIVE ME THOSE COOKIES....
    Me: * I between sobs* I HATE MYSELF......

  20. dancingbananas dancingbananas
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 8:55pm UTC
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