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dancerxox17

1. dancerxox17
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2010 3:53pm UTC
   *opening your locker without putting in the combination because you didnt lock it in the first place*
   friend: OMG YOU DONT LOCK YOUR LOCKER?
   you: wanna say that a little louder? i dont think they heard you in china.
   
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2. dancerxox17
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2010 2:57pm UTC
   hey witty,
   i'm a TEENAGER.
   i don't need an ad for eHarmony on this website.
   
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3. dancerxox17
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2010 9:28pm UTC
   who are you, and what do you do,
   that makes you think your above me? but have you been in my shoes?
   -Fergie
   
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4. dancerxox17
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2010 9:22pm UTC
   is it just me,
   or is everyone's worst enemy
   their ex-best friend?
   
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5. dancerxox17
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2010 3:58pm UTC
   "The saddest part of every relationship is always the end. But it must be twice as depressing when you're ending something that never started."
   -sabrina the teenage witch
   
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6. dancerxox17
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2010 2:42pm UTC
   Ever feel like
   everyone is watching you, just waiting for you to fail?
   
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7. dancerxox17
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2010 11:55pm UTC
   Tonight's 11:11 wish #2
   for teachers that aren't straight from hell this year
   
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8. dancerxox17
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2010 11:48pm UTC
   Having a great idea for a quote...
   but being too lazy to make it ;)
   
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9. dancerxox17
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2010 9:06pm UTC
   The high school girls ABC's
   Academics,Boys and Clothes
   
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10. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 11:23pm UTC
    Tonight's 11:11 wish #1
    for parents that actually
    understand me.
    series?
    
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11. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    pack up your troubles in your
    old kid bag
    and
    smile, smile,
    smile
    
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12. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 4:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 1:27pm UTC
    so today, my boyfriend completely broke my heart
    did he break up with me?
    no
    did he say he didn't love me anymore?
    no
    he told me that most of Taylor Lautner's 8-pack is painted on
    
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14. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 11:28pm UTC
    "i lost my phone"
    "so call it"
    "ITS ON VIBRATE"
    
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15. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 1:09pm UTC
    &* do you know what i love about this site?
    you can be white black brown yellow purple
    fat s k i n n y fit athletic toned flabby
    scene emo preppy gothic skater nerdy
    tall short medium "average" in between
    pretty ugly hideous gorgeous beautiful...
    &* as long as you can make a decent quote,
    it really doesn't matter...♥
    
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16. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 10:28pm UTC
    i want a guy
    who will take care of me when i'm sick,
    and say i'm beautiful when he sees i have no makeup on.
    ♥
    
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17. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    it's late at night, we're in my backyard, I'm sitting on his lap in a lawn chair...
    me: wow, look at the stars!
    him: I don't need to.
    me: why not?
    him: because they're in your eyes
    true story(:
    ♥
    
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18. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 2:13pm UTC
    is that your face?
    or did your neck just like, throw up?
    -steve urkel
    
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19. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 12:34am UTC
    so today i was on facebook
    and in the suggestion box on the side it said
    Kanye West
    underneath his name said
    many people who like Taylor Swift like this.
    does anyone else see the humor in that?
    
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20. dancerxox17
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2010 11:55pm UTC
    ► Pℓαу Tнє Mσмєηтѕ
    ▌▌ Pαυѕє Tнє Mємσяιєѕ
    ■ Sтσρ Tнє Pαιη
    ◄ Rєωιη∂ Tнє Hαρριηєѕѕ
    
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