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  1. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:23pm EST
    Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red?
    You: Nope
    Stranger: well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and 8 people on firetrucks.
    Stranger: 4+8=12.
    Stranger: there are 12 inches in a ruler.
    Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
    Stranger: there was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
    Stranger: the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish.
    Stranger: the fish have fins.
    Stranger: people from Finland are also called fins.
    Stranger: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
    Stranger: Russians are red.
    Stranger: and firetrucks are always Russian around.
    You: LOL

  2. RachelMarie95 RachelMarie95
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:48pm EST
    No matter how strong a girl is,
    she always has a breaking point.

  3. horsegirl95 horsegirl95
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 4:04pm EST
    On December 21, 2012,
    I want to get a text message saying;
    'If the world ends today, I want you to know I love you'

  4. annuleesemylady annuleesemylady
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:44pm EST
    Shows I watched as a kid:
    Kim Possible
    Rugrats
    The Amanda Show
    Unfabulous
    H2O
    Zoey 101
    The Berenstain Bears
    Arthur
    Cyberchase
    The Big Comfy Couch
    As Told By Ginger
    The Wiggles
    The Bear in the Big Blue House
    LazyTown
    Little Bear
    Fave if you've watched one of these shows.
    Annuleesemylady♥

  5. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:33am EST
    Admit it.
    t h e a u d i t i o n s
    for American Idol
    is always the best part.
    nmf, credit to DamnnTaylerx

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:05pm EST
    KIDZ BOP
    is on their 21st album.
    Their first one came out in late 2002.
    Don't you feel old.

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:03pm EST
    *A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
    Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
    *Everyone laughs*
    Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
    *Dead silence*.
    nmq

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 12:02pm EST
    That one friend
    that always kills the moment.

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:14pm EST
    Admit it,
    you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

  10. bwk800 bwk800
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 10:09pm EST
    && who else has
    always wanted to crawl through vents like they do in
    Moviesn movies?

    nmf/nmq

  11. Danyellersx22 Danyellersx22
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:22pm EST
    Girl: Can I have an apple&
    a blackberry for christmas?
    Mum: REALLY? omg is that all?!
    girl: uhm yeaaaah?
    mum: so I don't have to spend
    that much on  you  this year!
    girl: ????????????
    xmas day: girl opens her present. . .
    omg! WTF IS THIS?!

  12. gigox3mari gigox3mari
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 10:31pm EST
    When you're in a
    relationship,
    you're giving them the privilege to break your heart but
    trusting them not to. If they already broke your heart
    more than once, going back to them won't make it
    better. What makes you think they won't do it again?

  13. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:41am EST
    Worst Feelings,
    1.Randomly getting your period
    2.Finding out your crush likes someone else
    3.Failing a test you studies really hard for
    4.Canceled plans
    5.Feeling alone in a crowded room
    6.Not beeing good enough

  14. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:39pm EST
    How many times have you typed "I'm okay"
    while crying?

  15. katesmiles katesmiles
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:21pm EST
    I wonder how Josh
    Feels now that
    Oprah is cancelled?

    nmq/nmf

  16. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm EST
    R.I.P
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  17. Danyellersx22 Danyellersx22
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:48pm EST
    Relationships are like glass.
    Sometimes it is better to leave them broken than trying
    TO HURT YOURSELF PUTTING IT BACK TOGETHER______________ ♥

  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:26pm EDT
    HAVING A HARD TIME
    deciding what high school to go to .
    Hogwarts, PCA, or Hollywood Arts ?

  19. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:55pm EDT
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  20. Puffball55 Puffball55
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:05pm EDT
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    If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought of you,
    We would never have to go to school.
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