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bella5296
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April 22, 2013 6:36pm UTC

"We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time."

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Hale_Storm18
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April 22, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Forget about the thigh gap, the collar bones, and the hip bones.
Make it about good health.

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yourcool
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April 21, 2013 4:52pm UTC

can i just quickly say that someone that has lived in my town for over 27 years, was in the bombing in boston last week.
he lost both his legs.

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dolph*
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April 21, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Me: throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
Friend: throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
Me: throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
Friend: throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out
Me: throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
Friend: throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
Me: throwing bricks at people to kill them
Friend: what
Me: what

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kristabff
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April 12, 2013 7:04pm UTC

They only care if your quote is pretty
or says, 'This quote does not exist'.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
Just thought you'd like to know.

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BravoSierra
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April 11, 2013 12:59pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I am one step away from being rich.
Now all I need is money.

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CharliesTheName
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April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC

People from California: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE.
People from California: ....
People from New York: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
People from New York: ....
People from Europe: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.
Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
People from Europe: ....
People from Australia: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
People from Australia: ....

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:50pm UTC

call me old fashioned but
four year olds should not own iphones.

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bunnylover43
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April 13, 2013 11:08am UTC

Witty Profiles
http://www.wittyprofiles.com
Do you feel like you're a potato?, A cat person
No one cares about your imaginary relationship
with a character from a book?
Well Witty Profiles is just for you!
Did you think that was a Ad?

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 4:25pm UTC

My life on Witty.
Me: ~posts super funny quote that gets 5 favorites within 1 minute~
Me: OH YES I'M GONNA BE ON THE TOP TODAY PAGE
Popular Person: ~posts quote that says 'Hi'~
Me: Damn it i have no chance against that quote

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC

The most scariest thing about this whol thing is that this will be in the history books one day. Kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in iraq, 9/11, sandy, hook shooting, boston marathon bombing.
We are living in history now.

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kristabff
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April 12, 2013 5:11pm UTC

What if this happened.
Girl: ~does math homework in class~
Girl: Omg i can't these problems!!
Girl: It's sO HARD I CANT OMGG
Girl: ~runs away crying in frustration~
Teacher: What just happened miss
Girls Friend: She ran away from her problems

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ThatsSoMeee
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April 15, 2013 3:02pm UTC

the worst feeling
is when you’re close to someone
but they have someone who they will always like
more than they like you

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kristabff
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April 13, 2013 6:56pm UTC

I've always been confused
how a race car on Mario Kart could flip over because it touches a banana.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 12, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Mini m&m's taste better than normal m&m's.
Don't even try to argue with me on this.

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BravoSierra
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April 13, 2013 2:50pm UTC

me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:38pm UTC

do you ever "miss" a food
after you're done eating it.

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:43pm UTC

i wanna go on a shopping trip where
i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free.

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happiest*
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April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC

My brother walked into my room.
He asked what the worst day of my life was.
I said 'i dont know.' and he said
'mine was today.'
i asked him why and he was silent.
i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
my heart broke.
he's only 9.

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