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Soooo about me...
Hey :) My name is Miranda,
I am 13, I get the first slice on September 5th :)
I'm in 8th grade. I hate it -_- I am beyond ready for high school.
Dance is my passion. <3
My life would be absolutely boring if I didn't have dance.
Writing is my escape from real life. 
I can wonder through a different world.
With no rules or limitations. 
It can be anything I want it to be.
The problem is, no one but my best friend (LoveIsTheKey) knows that I write. 
:/
I don't mean for it to be a secret but the school I go to will make a label for you if you 
have one quality they don't like. 
It pretty much sucks.
Well, iloveyou all fellow wittians :) 
Stay beautiful <3
  1. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    im sitting here crying,
    wishing i could tell someone.
    my whole life has been a lie,
    meaning i can trust no one.
    i dont make good desicions,
    and cant continue this pattern.
    of going to school,
    like nothings the matter.
    im sitting here crying with the world at me feet,
    and your out there wishing me a good nights sleep.
    but you dont know the thoughts that i think,
    and you dont see the scars the cover my arms,
    all puffy pale pink.

  2. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 12:38pm UTC
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  3. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 8:15am UTC
    And just because I'm giving you the key to my heart,
    doesn't mean I trust you.
    It means I'm giving you a second chance
    to fix what you broke last time.

  4. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    "It does no good to dwell on dreams."
    -The wise words of Albus Dumbledore

  5. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    The reason I subsribe to magazines-
    5% to get/read the magazines
    95% because i like getting stuff in the mail

  6. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I love you.
    Why can't you see that?
    Everyone else does
    </3

  7. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Shifted
    Chapter 1
    “Oh my gosh, Sevie! I’m gonna miss you sooo much! Have fun in brazil!” My friend Madeline shrieked.
    “Thanks Mads, i’ll miss you too!” I said while giving her a hug.
    A chorus of goodbye’s and have fun’s were shouted at me as I passed through the hallways of this deranged place they call school.
    Trence Middle School to be exact. I walked up to Miranda’s locker.
    “Hey there stranger.” I said with a seductive wink.
    It’s me and my best friends common greeting to each other.
    “Waddup sexxayy?” She practically screamed at me.
    This is our relationship. I couldn’t be less proud.
    “Ha. Hurry up, I gotta get home! I leave tomorrow remember?”
    “Oh, don’t remind me! What am I going to do for 3 months? 3 MONTHS! Uh, I might as well stock up on chocolate ice cream and brownie mix. When you come back your best friend will be nothing more then a fat, depressed loser! You won’t even look twice at me!” She said oh so dramatically.
    I chuckled in appreciation for her humor.
    “Chill, you have Ahlana and Megan. And I’ll send pictures! Probably all of beautiful brazilian boys,” I said with just a hint of sarcasm in my tone.
    “Bring me back one! Please! I can’t stand the ugly males in this school any longer.”
    “Good, ‘cause in three months, we will be in high school. And then you can drool over all the attractive boys.” I said matter-of-factly.
    We walked, talking about complete nothingness, passing all of our other friends. It took at least 10 minutes to get out of the school, due to all of the people saying goodbye to me.
    I was leaning on a bench near the cross walk, talking to some of my friends from dance class when I glanced over at the side door of the school.
    A pack of nerds were walking out of the building.
    I saw him.
    He was laughing.
    Oh, how I miss that laugh. And that smile.
    And to think, that this time last year, he had held me in his muscular arms for the last time.
    Our eyes met. I could feel my cheeks burn red as I quickly looked away.
    I saw his eyes linger for a second longer.
    I screwed up big time, I whispered to myself.
    Sorry its so short! :P It's the first chapter.
    They'll get longer, I promise :)
    Feedback? :) <3

  8. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I'm thinking of starting a new story :)
    Here is the info about it...
    Shifted
    Sevie Michaelson is considered popular in the eyes of her 8th grade peers.
    She's sweet, kind, nice to most everyone, has a witty attitude, a personality to die for, and a stunning face and body that could make male models look twice.
    She's humble and doesn't realize how admired she is.
    At the end of 8th grade, her parents take her and her sibilings to Sao Paulo, Brazil.
    She thinks, great! A summer trip out of the country.
    She can't wait for the beautiful views, awesome hikes, and most of all, gorgeous foriegn boys. ;D
    Sevie expects to just oogle over the boys there.
    But when strikingly handsome Luis starts giving her attention, she finds this summer to be more then an exotic family vacation.
    Could it be a summer romance she always wanted?
    Or could it be a conflicted summer full of unresolved feelings for people back home?
    feedback? :)

  9. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    Me: hey *i miss you so much*
    Him: hey whats up? *oh god, i miss her like crazy*
    Me: nm, jc, bored *why can you like me still?*
    Him: hmm yeah, me too *i wish she would still like me*
    Me: that sucks :P so hows school? *he probably doesn't even notice me passing me in the hallways*
    Him: its alright. could be better :/ *aww she's so cute when she puts the :P why cant she notice me at school?*
    Me: im sorry, i gtg. see ya. bye *i don't want to go. i love you so much*
    Him: okay, cya *please don't go. i never stopped loving you*

  10. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:30pm UTC
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  11. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    i think i'm falling
    for my best friend <3

  12. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    you say all these sweet things.
    like how you want us to last forever,
    and that you love me,
    that you promise to never leave me...
    i believe you.
    and i would say those things back to you.
    but the thing is...
    i make a lot of promised. and i break most of them.
    </3

  13. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    it doesn't bother me that you decided not to be my friend.
    it bothers me that i know we can never rebuild the
    relationship we had. i know you'll try to deny it but in
    3 years, when we're in high school, your gonna pass
    me in the hallway and the new kid next to you is going
    to notice your glance my way. she's gonna ask why,
    and your gonna say that im just a girl you used to
    know. but, we both know that a million memories are
    going to be running through your head, memories
    from days we spent together, nights we spent laughing,
    and jokes that still make you smile. you can pretend
    our friendship didn't happen, but, hunny, it happened.
    you can try to forget it. i know i will try to at some point.
    but, you cant erase history.
    ...i wish i could....
    but you cant erase history.

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    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:25am UTC
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    November 26, 2011 11:18am UTC
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  16. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 7:27am UTC
    Ugh im stuck. :/
    sooo i have a boyfriend, and he's awesome! hes chivlrous and attractive and cute and sweet and overall amazing. I like him ALOT.
    Last year i had a boyfriend and, even though he wasn't super attractive and kinda goofy and shy, i loved him. I broke it off during the summer, because i didn't see him at all.
    when school started, i saw him for the first time in months.
    He had grown out his hair, he grew, his voice dropped, basically he went through puberty and now he's pretty attractive.
    We haven't talked since last year and its killing me.
    i thought i was over him, but he keeps popping up in my dreams and i still have really little feelings for him.
    i was looking at Facebook photos a little while ago and found a pic of me and him from last year. i started tearing up cuz i miss what we had so bad. i don't know what to do... :P
    i think i still love him but i really really like my boyfriend right now! please help me fellow wittians <3 guys, i would love your input. what would you do?
    i cant take this anymore

  17. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    i'll think of you
    the next time
    ...i love you
    <3

  18. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    i blame witty
    for my high expectations
    of relationships here

  19. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    i wish romance nowadays were like that in the 80's
    i wish a girl and a guy could talk on the phone for hours and it not be awkward
    i wish texting wasn't possible so they would ask you out in person
    i wish you could bike to his house and it not be super creepy
    i wish my love life was like the 80's, chivalrous and romantic and..... perfect....
    oh wait, it kinda is :)

  20. dancemyassshakeitlol dancemyassshakeitlol
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 9:03am UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly",
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees.
    nmq/nmf

:)

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