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dancelikenooneswatching

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Member Since: 17 Nov 2011 04:01pm

Last Seen: 22 Dec 2011 07:57pm

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  1. dancelikenooneswatching dancelikenooneswatching
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    hey remember me? yah, im your best friend
    hey me recuerdas? yah, im tu mejor amigo - spanish
    hey souviens de moi? yah, im votre meilleur ami - french
    Nullam recorderis mei? alleluia, vestri optimus amicus im - latin
    it all meams the same thing.. your just not important anymore..

  2. dancelikenooneswatching dancelikenooneswatching
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    deje de coquetear <3

  3. dancelikenooneswatching dancelikenooneswatching
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
    Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
    if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand :P Creeeepy

  4. dancelikenooneswatching dancelikenooneswatching
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    one thing that makes your best friend be your bestfriend, is that she knows when you need to hear the ugly truth or a beautiful lie. <3

  5. dancelikenooneswatching dancelikenooneswatching
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 1
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 6
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 11
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 14
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 17
    [] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 19
    [] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 24
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up ____ % of my teenage life.
    I have screwed up 72%of my teenage life.

  6. dancelikenooneswatching dancelikenooneswatching
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    can soomeone help me out and tell me how to make your profile all pretty and stuff? im lost.

  7. dancelikenooneswatching dancelikenooneswatching
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Admit it girls, We all secretly love making our boyfriends jelouse. ;D
    <3

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