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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    if you're looking for a sign not to kill yourself tonight, this is it.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    if kate middleton doesn't present her baby
    to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba, they're doing it totally wrong.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    I’m never the one who gets called first.
    I’m never the best friend.
    I’m never the one someone falls in love with.
    I’m never the best at school.
    I’m never the funniest person.
    I’m never the most entertaining person at parties.
    I’m never the one someone tells a story first.
    I just exist.

  4. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    That moment when the history teacher's
    talking about slavery and everyone slowly turns to the black kid in the class...

  5. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    if you sit next to me in the movies,
    you will get very sarcastic comments whispered in your ear.

  6. TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Guy: *bumps into me*
    Me: He likes me.
    Guy: *breathes towards me*
    Me: He likes me.
    Guy: *asks me for a pencil*
    Me: He likes me.
    Guy: ...I like you.
    Me: YOU LIKE ME?

  7. xxcandycakesxx xxcandycakesxx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    And here's t o t he g i r l s who
    have to suffer through their period
    over C hristmas. . .

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Twas 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
    When 20 beautiful children stormed through Heaven's gate
    Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air
    They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there
    They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say
    They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day
    "Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
    "This is Heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house."
    When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
    but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near
    He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same
    then He opened His arms and He called called them by name.
    And in that moment was joy, that only Heaven can bring
    Those children all flew into the arms of their King
    And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
    one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
    And as if He could read all the question's he had
    He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
    The He looked down on earth, the world far below
    He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe
    Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand
    "Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
    "May the country be delivered from the hands of fools,"
    "I'm taking back my nation, I'm taking back my schools."
    Then He and the children stood up without a sound.
    "Come now, my children. Let me show you around."
    Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran
    All displaying the enthusiasm that only a small child can
    And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight
    "In the midst of this darkness, I am still the light."

  9. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC
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  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    EVERYTIME I SEE
    a fan cry i just wanna take them home & let her meet the boys
    - Eleanor Calder

  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Hearing something that kills you inside,
    but having to act like you don't care.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    If Countries Were Students:
    Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
    America: The jock that loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
    Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
    The UK: The hot boy everyone wants to bang
    New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    I JUST REMEMBERED THAT TIME MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT SANTA RAN OUT OF WRAPPING PAPER SO HE HAD TO BORROW OURS.
    DAD, YOU LIED.

  14. easiersaidthandone easiersaidthandone
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    I plan on building a shopping center that contains:
    -Sushi Rox
    -The Groovy Smoothie
    -The Premier
    -Pear
    -Build a Bra
    Who would shop here?

  15. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    josh hutcherson's parents are probably called
    mr. hutcherdad and mrs. hutchermom.

  16. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    ATTENTION ALL POTTER HEADS.
    The first thing Snape asks Harry is
    “Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?”
    According to Victorian Flower Language, asphodel is a type of lily meaning ‘My regrets follow you to the grave’
    and wormwood means ‘absence’ and also typically symbolized bitter sorrow.
    If you combined that, it meant
    ‘I bitterly regret Lily’s death’.
    J.K. Rowling, you've done it again.

  17. B* B*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
    Mickael Jackson: lol
    Tom DeLonge: lol
    Mark Hoppus: lol
    Ronnie Radke: lol
    Travis Baker: lol
    Kurt Cobain: lol
    Bob Marley: lol
    Patrick Stump: lol
    Matt Tuck: lol
    Mitch Lucker: lol
    Gerard Way: lol
    Frank Iero: lol
    Ray Toro: lol
    Mikey Way: lol
    Oliver Sykes: lol
    Jared Leto: lol
    Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
    Mike Dirnt: lol
    Tré Cool: lol
    Dave Grohl: lol
    Chester Bennington: lol
    Paul McCartney: lol
    George Harrison: lol
    John Lennon: lol
    Ringo Starr: lol
    Brendon Urie: lol
    Ryan Ross: lol
    Damon Albran: lol
    The Rev: lol
    Zacky Vengeance: lol
    Johnny Christ: lol
    Synyster Gates: lol
    M. Shadows: lol
    Cliff Burton: lol
    Ozzy Osbourne : Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?

  18. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Mom: you haven't moved since i left the house 5 hours ago.
    Me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from.

  19. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    A 7 year old boy
    came up to me today and said,
    "Have you ever watched someone die?"
    And I answered with
    "Sadly, yes."
    He then said,
    "Today, I watched my bestfriend get shot...."
    not mine but it broke my heart</3

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    may your hard times only last
    as long as a Kardashian marriage.

:)

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