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  1. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  2. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  3. HeyheyX_mondayy HeyheyX_mondayy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    In junior high,
    there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
    We would laugh at him every day.
    We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
    One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
    He stopped running. </3
    (six♥billion♥secrets)

  4. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    and ever since i met you,
    no one else is worth thinking about. ♥

  5. glitterintheairxoxo glitterintheairxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    Dear Rebecca Black,
    At least you had a choice on where to sit
    Sincerely, Rosa Parks.

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    You Know What Hurts?
    when the person you used to do everything with turns into
    a | c o m p l e t e | s t r a n g e r
    & you realize that the only thing you know about them now
    is their name

  7. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. kiannaxx413 kiannaxx413
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

  9. comedreamwithme_ comedreamwithme_
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    T H E B E S T P A R T A B O U T F I E L D T R I P S ?
    ----------> the bus rides ♡

  10. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Dear ♥ Boys,
    the kind of c o l o g n e you wear will determine how hot you are ♥

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    What A Lovely
    s h a d e o f w h o r a n g e y o u a r e t o d a y ;)

  12. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    I know there's sunshine behind that rain,
    ♥ I know there's good times behind that pain.

  13. blue_eyes_blue_skies blue_eyes_blue_skies
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    Psh & you guys laughed at me when I said
    Shark-boy was hot…♥

  14. Heyitslexiee Heyitslexiee
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    See that guy?
    You know?
    the one with the
    hair,
    and those
    eyes,
    and that
    smile,
    that makes you feel all warm inside?
    That's him.
    (<3) It if you thought of someone while reading this(:

  15. courtney_loves_to_sing courtney_loves_to_sing
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when...
    The Kool-Aid Man breaks through your wall,
    Tiger Woods cheats on you,
    You are personally victimized by Regina George,
    You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
    E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
    Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
    You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
    Or you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
    Today is just one of those days.

  16. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  17. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...

  18. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  19. oxemmaox3 oxemmaox3
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2009 12:34pm UTC
    The treatment mentally challenged people get is awful.
    I recently saw some quotes, that were very rude toward
    mentally challenged people.
    Even if it was a joke, they shouldn't have said things like that.
    It raised my awareness toward the rudeness of some people.
    My 15 year old sister is mentally challenged.
    But, she has an amazing mind. She is in the highest
    history class possible at our school. She always gets an A.
    She has an phenominal sense of hearing that I can't
    even begin to explain. She can listen to a song, and play
    it seconds later on her piano. She taught me how to spell
    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. She remebers almost
    drowning at the age of two. A year ago she and I attended a
    William's Syndrome Convention. She realized a couple
    minutes after we arrived that it wasn't just her imagination
    telling her she was different. She asked my dad,
    "Daddy, is there something wrong with me?"
    He looked at her for a minute and the replied,
    "Sweetie, you have a thing called Williams Syndrome."
    And he explained to her what it was. And she replied,
    "Does Emma have it too?" I then burst into tears and she gave
    me a big hug. They have the biggest, boldest personalities.
    At this convention they had to tell the kids to shake hands,
    because they were too loving towards eachtoher.
    As soon as you walk into the room, they make you feel better.
    They may look and act different, but that's just them.
    I am proud to call this teriffic person my sister.
    People may judge my sister and me for this, but I have learned
    amazing things from my sister. And, I couldn't be prouder.
    *True story.
    Please raise awareness of this. They are some amazing people.

  20. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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