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cupcake_lover88
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January 14, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Not that any of you would care... but my dad just died fighting for our country......

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伤*
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December 19, 2012 3:48pm UTC

“I'm not so much worried about me
whatever happens i'll live and deal with it.”
- Liam Payne

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 7:48pm UTC

So, I saw this, but it was in Spanish, and I can't speak Spanish...
Buenos dias, princess
He soñado toda la noche contigo
Ibamos al cine y tú llevabas aquel
vestido rojas que me gusto tanto
Solo pienso en ti, princesa
Pienso siempre en ti
But there was something about it...
I needed to read it.
After a while of searching,
I figured out the translation:
Good morning, princess
I dreamed all night of you
We went to the movies
and you wore that red dress
I liked both
Thinking of you, Princess
I always think of you

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 7:13pm UTC

I was four years old,
when my mom was diagnosed with my brother.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:08pm UTC

i swear 2012 felt like it lasted for 3 months.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:02pm UTC

my hobbies include trying to
close the elevator door before someone else gets on.

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hiimhi
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC

It annoys me that 66+44 doesn't equal 100.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:15pm UTC

congratulations on your ability to
create drama out of absolutely nothing!

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AlyssaBreanne*
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 6:45pm UTC

And at the field trip this morning he said:
"You look
beautiful today."
And do you want to know what I did?
I smiled like an idiot and said:
"Aw, thanks, so do you!"
.......
and that's when the socially awkward part of me comes in.
FACEPALM.
nmf/my quote/TRUE STORY

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:28pm UTC

i don't understand christmas movies where
Santa exists and the adults don't believe in him. because if he exists in the story, that means he's delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so these skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn't buy.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC

there is no "we" in "food".

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Car rides without music are the most awkward

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Me: *writes quote*
Me: Ha, this is so funny!
Me: It'll be in top quotes in no time!
Me: *hour passes*
Me: No faves...I'll wait.
Me: *day passes*
Me: Still no faves...
Me: Well, that quote was pretty sucky...
Me: I MUST BURN THE EVIDENCE
Me: *deletes quote*
Me: No one will ever know...

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Did you know.
In every Webster's dictionary they add a made up word that way they know if someone copies their dictionary.
Credit: Jahyvie

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:06pm UTC

i hate people who say "age is just a number."
clearly, age is a word.

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kristabff
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:21pm UTC

hey, just joined witty today..
and i'm definently staying because i see you guys like food too lol

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伤*
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 3:21pm UTC

The sad thing is if i commited suicide
most of my friends would say i did it for attention

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:17pm UTC

silly girl, love isn't free.
it costs $10 and comes in a pizza box.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Do you ever rub your eye and suddenly remember you're wearing makeup
and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you and it's all over?

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