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d_rew

1. d_rew
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2013 10:39pm UTC
   Me on the internet: Oh my gosh never tell anyone to kill themselves that's terrible why would you say that you ungrateful people that's just not what people are meant to be like I'm so ashamed of humanity.
   Me at school: omg kill yourselves.
   meant as a joke. please don't kill yourself. you're beautiful.
   
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2. d_rew
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 1:16pm UTC
   Does anyone do girl translations
   I need help
   
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3. d_rew
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   April 28, 2013 1:09pm UTC
   Guy translation #14
   *smiles when talking to you*
   I really like spending time with you.
   
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4. d_rew
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 11:45pm UTC
   Guy translation #13
   Not really a translation, but if we don't text you first, we expect you to make the first move. We do want to talk to you.
   
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5. d_rew
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 11:42pm UTC
   Guy translation #12
   "Hey gorgeous"
   I'm not lying.
   
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6. d_rew
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   June 3, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   I wish people looked like their personalities.
   
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7. d_rew
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 1:06am UTC
   did you know?
   The first HP movie was actually called
   HP and the
   Philosophers
   Stone?
   format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
   
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8. d_rew
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 1:05am UTC
   Harry.
   1990's: Potter
   2000's: Styles.
   format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
   
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9. d_rew
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   Guy translation #11
   "Hey can you help me with this?"
   I want to talk to you, but I don't know how.
   
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10. d_rew
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Guy translation #10
    "You wanna hang out later?"
    How YOU doin, babe?
    
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11. d_rew
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    May 22, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Guy translation #9
    "Wait, what?"
    Either he's confused or interested.
    
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12. d_rew
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    *follow someone*
    and that awkward "ok"
    
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13. d_rew
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    been here one day and ive gotten over 200 notifications
    
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14. d_rew
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 12:09am UTC
    do you guys actually read my guy
    translations
    
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15. d_rew
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    May 22, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Guy translation #8
    "What are you doing?"
    Do you have a life?
    
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16. d_rew
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    May 21, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Guy translation #7
    "It's a long story."
    I'm too lazy to explain.
    
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17. d_rew
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    May 21, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Guy translation #6
    "I can't find it."
    I'm too lazy to look for it.
    
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18. d_rew
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    May 21, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Guy translation #5
    "I want food"
    He wants food.
    
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19. d_rew
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    wow i cant count my guy translations.
    
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20. d_rew
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    Guy translation #4
    "I'll be right back"
    You have time to read the Spanish
    Inquisition, clean your room and
    straighten your hair before I'm done.
    
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