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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    i just want
    to clarify that I don’t love One Direction by choice.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    am i the only one whose never seen a pizza delivery girl
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    They will only care when you are gone

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    I'M GONNA PICK UP THE PIECES
    AND BUILD A LEGO HOUSE
    IF THINGS GO WRONG
    WE CAN KNOCK IT DOWN

  5. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    3/26/13 10:15 PM EDT
    Hey everyone! So today was another day off for the boys! It is now 100% confirmed that Harry is indeed in LA. He's staying with a friend of the boys called Cal. He went shopping with Cal's wife today. Yeah it's weird but hey, it's Harry. Louis, Liam and Zayn are all in London. Liam was with Andy today. They went to the Apple store and did a 5 second twitcam. Nothing special. Zayn got a new skull tattoo and I'm not too sure about what Louis did.
    Niall is in Mullingar now for Greg's wedding. Niall, Greg and their dad were out today getting their suits and the rings for tomorrow! The film crew for the 3D movie was there as well. There is a picture circulating around right now of Niall and people are saying the wedding is today, it's not. The picture is from the event Niall went to last week. The rehersal dinner was today. That's it.
    And let me just warn you about something with the wedding. There might be pictures of Niall slow dancing with a girl. DO NOT WORRY. In weddings the best man has to dance with the maid of honor. I would know because I'm going to be doing the same thing for my sister's wedding. Just wanted to clear things up for you all so you don't freak if pictures come out.
    Rumors: Niall is taking Amy to the wedding as his date. Status: FALSE. She's in London, nowhere near him.
    Links: Niall and a fan today in Mullingar: http://t.co/wHPfdTYszp
    Niall and Greg picking up their suits: http://t.co/dMLsZfQNpd
    Niall driving with Greg: http://t.co/FuZaGJzUKY
    Niall signing an autograph today: http://t.co/BqFJ5MBbLt
    Niall and fans: http://t.co/CEmtTZcikm
    Niall and fans: http://t.co/EccvsqqSTH
    Harry in LA with Cal's wife Jen: http://t.co/6R2MNnf5Zi
    Zayn's new tattoo: http://t.co/Z2jmLiO8Ek

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    WMYB: On the beach
    Gotta Be You: On the lakeside
    LWWY: A pool party
    Little things: Had two water bottles
    Kiss You: Surfing
    Zayn: Are they trying to kill me or?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    The word 'sexy' is no loger censored.
    I guess you could say,
    Steve just bought sexy back.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    justin timberlake
    is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
    coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
    neither can live while the other survives.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one??
    who wants to die,
    be dead for like a day,
    see how everyone reacts,
    then come back to life.

  11. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Louis: 4 sisters
    Zayn: 3 sisters
    Liam: 2 sisters
    Harry: 1 sister
    Niall: a brother
    ______________
    Louis: right handed
    Zayn: right handed
    Liam: right handed
    Harry: right handed
    Niall: left handed
    ______________
    Louis: British
    Zayn: British
    Liam: British
    Harry: British
    Niall: Irish
    Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

  12. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  13. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  14. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  15. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
    Taylor and Harry: *making out*
    Me: *gasp*
    Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
    Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
    Harry: Err, thanks.
    Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
    Taylor: *nods and smiles*
    Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
    Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
    Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
    Taylor: Uh...
    Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
    Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC
    i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
    want to know why that's special?
    I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
    my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
    and i am speechless.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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