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  1. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 12:43am UTC
    True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.

  2. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    "A good quote is something witty, clever, funny or inspirational that you would want to hang on your wall and read again and again. A good quote is something you wouldn't be ashamed of if someone you knew read it. A good quote is something strangers would reblog or print out and hang on their walls"
    Steve is right. Complaining about fights or even fighting is not a good quote and this site wasn't made for fighting or whining. I wish people wouldn't treat this sight like twitter or facebook.

  3. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:13am UTC
    My dog is the biggest b*tch ever
    lol get it(;

  4. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    So, I was in a club last night and this really nasty guy came up to me and rub up on me and said "Give me your phone number sexy" and i say "You have a pen?" he smiled and said "yes" so i said "Well go on back to it before the farmer realizes you're missing".
    get it?(:
    -nmq-

  5. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you buy a pineapple and Spongebob is inside of it..

  6. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    YOU KNOW WHAT'S UGLY?
    Society, insecurity, judgement.
    YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T?
    Read the first word.

  7. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    You see her smiling during the day
    And you have no idea how much she cried all night
    nmf/nmq

  8. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    If I just left .
    Would you notice?
    Would you even care?
    nmf

  9. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When
    You look at your phone at the end of the
    day to see if anyone texted you.. but
    noone did...
    mq/nmf

  10. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Life is like papercuts,
    It's the little things
    that hurt the most

  11. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    You know what's funny?
    how you can do so much for a person
    and never ask for anything back
    but when you need them most
    They're not there

    nmf/nmq

  12. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    You know someone means
    A lot to you when their
    mood easily affects yours
    n m f / q

  13. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Cause you're such a pretty pretty pretty pretty face but you turned into a pretty big waste of my time♥

  14. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Me: HAHAHAHA you're hilarious!
    Friend: Really?
    Me: No.

  15. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Just because someone smiles all the time doesn't mean their life is perfect.
    format by sandrasaurus

  16. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Here is a thought..
    Take mentos and freeze them into icecubes
    then give your friend a diet coke and put the icecubes with mentos in their drink
    after 5 minutes, their drink will randomly explode
    enjoy.
    nmq/nmf

  17. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    It's called FACE book
    It's for your FACE not to show off your boobs or your butt.
    so stop.

  18. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Me: mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy, MA, MA, MA, mother, mother, mother, mo..
    Mom: What?!
    me: Hi teehee(:

  19. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Lol.
    at those girls who take pictures in yoga pants thinking they have a butt...
    Awkward.
    cause you don't have one.

  20. cupcakexoxo9 cupcakexoxo9
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    I gotta dig bick.
    You that read wrong.
    That awkward when you read that wrong too.
    And said "moment" after awkward.
    this is awkward..

:)

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