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Member Since: 7 Jun 2009 03:17am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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HEY!
my friends joined this website and they loved it. I'm pretty good with words, and use them as much as I can (much to my friends and family's annoyance). i love them all and hope someday I get my fantasy 'happily ever after' like every other girl wants. I'm currently IN LOVE (not kidding here) with a boy who doesn't even live in my town. I havn't had the guts to tell him how I feel even though his brother told me he likes me. Happy quoting!! BYE :)
Signed, crushing_hard1357 
  1. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    Breathing....it's like hyperventalating but slower! :)
    credit to my friend Jess.
    if this is someone elses,
    credit to you :)
    not mine.

  2. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 4:44pm UTC
    Today, I paid for a tree all by myself,
    brought it up the stairs all by myself,
    set it up all by myself,
    and decorated the entire house.
    THEN when my dad came home,
    I rubbed it in his face b/c he said I
    would never be able to do that. :)

  3. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2009 3:00pm UTC
    How do we know that Santa is a man?
    Becuase he shows up late,
    eats your cookies
    empties his sack
    calls us a ho
    and leaves when we're sleeping.
    got it in a forward text

  4. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2009 1:05pm UTC
    SEN10RS

  5. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 3:32pm UTC
    You know you're addicted to witty profiles
    when you and your friend argue about
    who gets to post funny conversations.

  6. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 2:53pm UTC
    Her: Jamie farted.
    Me: Ewww...
    At the same time everyone at the luch table scoots away from her.
    Her: Hahah that's all we need to say to make someone retreat!
    Me: I bet that if the patriots had said that during the revolutionary war, we would've won alot sooner!
    Credit please this is all mine

  7. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2009 3:10pm UTC
    Ya know that kid who was supposably in that homemade hot air balloon?
    Well, I have a theory. I think that was Micheal Jackson calling in for a house
    delivery from the Bermuda Triangle where he and Elvis are discussing
    how people think they're dead.

  8. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 3:23pm UTC
    I love you
    I always have
    I always will

  9. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 6:06pm UTC
    I can't wait to wake up,
    peer outside my window,
    and see the frost on my window,
    the icicals glistening on the tree
    branches like dimonds
    and smelling my parents making
    a huge breakfast because
    of the school delay
    all mine

  10. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2009 3:59pm UTC
    I wouldn't have such a
    short attention span
    if their weren't so many
    ***shiny*** objects in the world
    Credit to my Bffl Ally

  11. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2009 3:53pm UTC
    This is for all the girls about 13
    high school can be so rough, can be so mean
    hold onto your innocents
    stand your ground when everyone is giving in...
    and this one's for the girls
    who've ever had a broken heart
    ***who've wished upon a shooting star***
    you're beautiful the way you are
    this one's for the girls
    who love without holding back
    who dream with everything they have
    all around the world
    this one's for the girls
    ~Martina Mcbride

  12. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 5:30pm UTC
    My friend talking about her dogs:
    They love frozen peas, cooked peas... basicaly any kind of pea there is ... wait, no!!!
    credit to my bffl

  13. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 5:25pm UTC
    Me: America runs on Dunkin
    Her: No... fat people run on Dunkin
    Me: Fat people don't run!
    Her: Fine ... fat people waddle on Dunkin
    Credit please, all mine

  14. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 6:53pm UTC
    Hey Witty Profiles
    Everyday when I log in, I think of where everyone on this website lives. I know that sounds creepy but think about. Lets say someone lives in Alaska and someone else lives in London or China. I think it's cool. So comment and tell me what state your from. You don't have to 'cuz I know that's not necessarily something you want everyone to know but no need for towns Just states. Maybe this website is a regional thing. What ever. Comment if you wish.
    love crushing_hard1357

  15. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 6:37pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl who locks herself in her closet, shuts off the lights, and screams
    F*CK
    and a minute later I'll walk out feeling much better.
    this is mine. please don't re-do it.

  16. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 6:32pm UTC
    I hate those people who comment on
    everyone's quote telling them they
    spelled something wrong.
    This should keep them busy!
    FNID SOMETIMG BETER TWO DOO WIT URE LIFEE!

  17. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 6:12pm UTC
    Whoop De Frickin' Do
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  18. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 5:58pm UTC
    As some of you have reliezed my quotes arn't very colorful
    this is because a few months ago I read a quote here that
    said that the only reason some quotes are favorited is
    because they're beautiful just like the way pretty people get
    better opportunities. I want you all to favorite my quotes
    because they are truely "witty" not because they're colorful.
    Witty not Pretty
    no need to favorite. Just my opinion.

  19. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 5:48pm UTC
    Okay,
    1.) I don't know any of their parents
    3.) oh uh I mean
    2.) ...oh yeah! I can count!
    Credit to my BFFL

  20. crushing_hard1357 crushing_hard1357
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2009 7:05pm UTC
    Her (to her brother): OMG you're sooo stupid! You're not going to miss your call
    Me: What?
    Her: My brother
    Me: What he crying about now?
    Her (to her brother): Ohmigaud you're not going to miss your call
    Her brother: You've been on the phone for ten minutes!
    Her: NO! i've been on the phone for like three stupid.
    long pause
    Her: Ohmigaud you are such a baby!
    Me: Why what is he doing?
    Her: He called our mom.
    Me: Awwwwww he ran to mommy hun?
    Her: yeah.
    Her (to her mom): mom, I will be off the phone in two minutes and he won't miss his call I promise.
    A few minutes pass
    Her mocking: OHHH ya hear that? Apparently I'm going to be a horrible freshman.
    Her brother obviously trying to annoy her: What's that mom. Okay. I'll tell her. Two weeks without phone. I got it.
    Me: I love how he is totally not fazing you right now.
    credit to my bffl's stupid immature brother who goes running to mommy everytime something doesn't go his way.
    PS to my bffl (you know who you are) we may hate him but he makes phone conversations interesting.

:)

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