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  1. haritini3 haritini3
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:49am UTC
    Sometimes..
    I'm being so stupid,
    Like patrick in spongebob!

  2. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:52am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. *Hooligan* *Hooligan*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:54am UTC
    *Working Really Hard on Homework*
    Phone: 1 new message!
    Me: *Picks up phone to reply and mom comes in*
    Mom: "So! You've been texting this whole time."
    Me: -__-

  4. ElizaNyan ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:57am UTC
    "-Mom, i have good news !!"
    "+You got a 100 in the math test ?!!?!!"
    "-Mom, i said good news, not a miracle."
    -True history

  5. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:58am UTC
    A fact to make you feel old:
    Monsters Inc was released 11 years ago.

  6. showandmoviequotes showandmoviequotes
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:00am UTC
    Spongebob: Are you squidward?
    Squid 1: no
    Spongebob: Are you squidward?
    Squid 2: no
    Patrick: [ to a fire hydrant] Are you
    squidward?
    [ silence ]
    Patrick: its okay take your time!
    (Spongebob)

  7. rawrbaby69247 rawrbaby69247
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:02am UTC
    That Awkward Moment....
    when you are awkwardly standing there as your friend
    is talking to someone you dont know.
    nmq.

  8. Patrick_Stop* Patrick_Stop*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:05am UTC
    No matter what happens in life, remember that friends are always there for you. They will be there through think and thin. Never take them for granted... ever.

  9. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:06am UTC
    Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps talking when no one is listening?
    Me: "You."

  10. Lovedance33 Lovedance33
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:08am UTC
    Fish are Friends
    NOT FOOD

  11. haritini3 haritini3
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:10am UTC
    I'm dreaming the night I'm a famous actress
    In the day I'm thinking being a graphic desinger
    My friends say that I must be a reporter
    My parents say that I must be happy of my job
    But in the end:
    I'm unemployed :(

  12. moeleesahh moeleesahh
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:12am UTC
    texting "haha" or "lol" when really your face is -_-

  13. ilikethings ilikethings
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:13am UTC
    my brother seriously thought one direction
    was called one erection.
    i have never laughed so hard.
    VN:F [1.9.16_1159]

  14. Imperfectedmuffin Imperfectedmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:16am UTC
    There should be an award
    for the person that can play monopoly without cheating or giving
    up in the first 30 mins.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Pinksapphire98 Pinksapphire98
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, tick you off, say stupid things, but you'll never find a girl who loves
    you as much as I do.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. SpeakNow13 SpeakNow13
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Has anyone else ever wondered how Sandy got to Bikini Bottom?

  19. croots croots
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    COME AT ME BRO..... ._________. THE WHALE SAID SO

  20. croots croots
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    "It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster. And I'm afraid it's quite extensive.
    How dare you stand where he stood.
    Tell them how it happened that night. How you looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you, and killed him!"

:)

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