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haritini3
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June 11, 2012 9:49am UTC

Sometimes..
I'm being so stupid,
Like patrick in spongebob!

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Maddy5423
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June 11, 2012 9:52am UTC

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*Hooligan*
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June 11, 2012 9:54am UTC

*Working Really Hard on Homework*
Phone: 1 new message!
Me: *Picks up phone to reply and mom comes in*
Mom: "So! You've been texting this whole time."
Me: -__-

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ElizaNyan
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June 11, 2012 9:57am UTC

"-Mom, i have good news !!"
"+You got a 100 in the math test ?!!?!!"
"-Mom, i said good news, not a miracle."
-True history

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Jemma96
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:58am UTC

A fact to make you feel old:
Monsters Inc was released 11 years ago.

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showandmoviequotes
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June 11, 2012 10:00am UTC

Spongebob: Are you squidward?
Squid 1: no
Spongebob: Are you squidward?
Squid 2: no
Patrick: [ to a fire hydrant] Are you
squidward?
[ silence ]
Patrick: its okay take your time!
(Spongebob)

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rawrbaby69247
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 10:02am UTC

That Awkward Moment....
when you are awkwardly standing there as your friend
is talking to someone you dont know.
nmq.

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Patrick_Stop*
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June 11, 2012 10:05am UTC

No matter what happens in life, remember that friends are always there for you. They will be there through think and thin. Never take them for granted... ever.

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majorgleek13
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June 11, 2012 10:06am UTC

Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps talking when no one is listening?
Me: "You."

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Lovedance33
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 10:08am UTC

Fish are Friends
NOT FOOD

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haritini3
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June 11, 2012 10:10am UTC

I'm dreaming the night I'm a famous actress
In the day I'm thinking being a graphic desinger
My friends say that I must be a reporter
My parents say that I must be happy of my job
But in the end:
I'm unemployed :(

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moeleesahh
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 10:12am UTC

texting "haha" or "lol" when really your face is -_-

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ilikethings
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 10:13am UTC

my brother seriously thought one direction
was called one erection.
i have never laughed so hard.
VN:F [1.9.16_1159]

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Imperfectedmuffin
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June 11, 2012 10:16am UTC

There should be an award
for the person that can play monopoly without cheating or giving
up in the first 30 mins.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Pinksapphire98
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June 10, 2012 9:26pm UTC

I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, tick you off, say stupid things, but you'll never find a girl who loves
you as much as I do.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SpeakNow13
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June 10, 2012 9:27pm UTC

Has anyone else ever wondered how Sandy got to Bikini Bottom?

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croots
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June 7, 2012 11:17pm UTC

COME AT ME BRO..... ._________. THE WHALE SAID SO

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croots
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June 10, 2012 3:02pm UTC

"It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster. And I'm afraid it's quite extensive.
How dare you stand where he stood.
Tell them how it happened that night. How you looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you, and killed him!"

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