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* Sabaism *
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September 29, 2014 1:55pm UTC

We all fall down.

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SarahAnne_
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September 29, 2014 2:12pm UTC

I love you with all my butt.
I'd say my heart...
But my butt is
BIGGER
♥

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Ice Cream Ninjaa *-*
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September 29, 2014 2:12pm UTC

When you're late for class and everyone just stares at you when you enter...

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idciammyself
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September 29, 2014 3:40pm UTC

So iOS 8 took 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.

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Virginia Doran*
posted a quote
September 29, 2014 3:42pm UTC

All I wanna do now is scream and throw my phone at a wall and then cry again I can't do this anymore I can't keep playing pretend, like nothing is wrong or right or ok in all reality I'm at a thirty

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DawnsAshes313
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September 29, 2014 3:56pm UTC

"When someone show's you their true colours, don't try to repaint them"

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yohri*
posted a quote
September 29, 2014 9:10am UTC

I don't want to dream of you anymore
I want you for a real.

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BlissfullyPensive99
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September 28, 2014 8:13pm UTC

Wow it's been a long time since I've posted...

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
September 28, 2014 12:54pm UTC

roses are red
facebook is blue
no mutual friends
who the hell are you?

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maxxx
posted a quote
September 26, 2014 2:18pm UTC

You know what the real problem is?
A hedgehog will never understand the delightful taste of macaroni and cheese.
Just think about it

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maxxx
posted a quote
September 22, 2014 5:28pm UTC

Dear people,
When I say, How annoying can you get?
its a rhetorical question, not a challenge

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*crybaby*
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August 30, 2014 10:40am UTC

my last words are probably going to be "wait what"

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Calibri (Body) *
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September 19, 2014 4:21pm UTC

"I love books. I love that moment when you open one up and sink into it, you can escape from a world, into a story that's way more interesting than yours will ever be."- Elizabeth Scott

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Secrecy
posted a quote
September 5, 2014 3:49pm UTC

I've never been very popular at school,
but I absolutely hate it when the teacher
assigns a new seating plan and you
have to sit next to a popular girl and then
that girl looks at her friend and gestures
at you with a dirty look as if to say,'I wish
I could sit anywhere but here'. I mean
seriously- I don't smell or anything.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 8, 2014 1:31am UTC

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
September 25, 2014 3:11pm UTC

Scooby Doo taught us that
the real monsters are
humans. . . and if that isn't
deep, I don't know what is.

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Bernicexoxo*
posted a quote
September 22, 2014 7:30pm UTC

In biology today, this girl in my class got some chemical in her eyes
and it took the teacher 10 minutes to persuade her to wash her eyes
out cause she didnt want to mess up her eyeliner

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Gpc11
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September 1, 2014 8:30am UTC

This drunk guy claimed that he was George Washington. I asked him for two forms of ID. He pulled out a dollar and a quarter. He wins.

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yourcool
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August 31, 2014 2:23pm UTC

i'm so tired of things costing money

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Abbbbby*
posted a quote
September 2, 2014 3:25pm UTC

There's a loneliness that only exists in one's mind. The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
-F.Scott Fitzgerald

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