Step 1) Get in the toddler seat of a grocery cart 2) Tip over till your feet touch the ground 3) Stand up Now you are a grocery turtle, NO ONE CAN CAN STOP YOU NOW! credit to Hell Homer on Twitter and the Ellen Show
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I am a sheltered child My parents never once told me a curse word I went to school everyday guessing what everyone ment by these bad words I am not saying that they did it wrong I just dont want to guess anymore I dont know what half of the texting abriviations mean I had to ask my older sister what a name I was called was I have to use dictionary.com for many things and then delete my history I am a sheltered child
So last year, in class we were having this encouragement setion, sorta the class was all girls and we had to compliment atleast one person in the class about something other than their physical looks It was really hard for me to come up with some for people Then this one girl who I had talked to a few times can over to me and said this: "I really like how if anyone says anything mean to you, you just let it slid off your back and dont care" I nearly started crying when I heard her say that cause that was 1. what I wanted people to think and 2. she had no idea what the truth was I held myself higher the whole rest of the day This year she is my absolute best friend. It makes me so happy that something that small can affect someone so much I challenge you to compliment someone about something other than their physical apperance today, it might just make their day and get you a new best friend
I am kinda offened... I get it 12 year-olds are drama queens and dont do the things that you did when you were 12 but..... All of my friends are 12 and it kinda offends me that everyone on here really smacks 12 year old not everyone is not a virgin by the time they turn 13 out here. Only one girl in my school is no longer a virgin I take that back, I am so offended Quite talking smack about 12 year olds
For all you people out there who think your life SUCKS here is a little eye opener for you, My friend has a brain tumur and he also happens to be my crush..... THAT SUCKS Most things you self-harm about, can be fixed....I mean he is not gonna die, but he was really close sooooooo.....yeah
Look, I know not everyone is perfect and most people dont have the perfect body.But... I am one of those girls with the perfect body even though my family dosnt have the money to get me clothes to show it. But I dont even want to show it off, I just want one person to ask me out.....
I have a secret to tell YOU! THE SECRET TO HAVING A GOOD USERNAME IS..... Take your favorite joke and then from the punch line, pick the two most meaningful words and add your favorite numberto the end... ....and....... BANG!!! You have a great username that you can remember. You're welcome
If I were a princess I would be Ariel Cinderella:  One of your parents is dead [x] You are expected to do a lot of chores [x] You love to dress up  You love animals [x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming  Your mom is really strict [x] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before  You have blonde hair TOTAL:6 Belle:  You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like  You’ve been lost in the forest [x] You love to read  You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind [x] One of your family members is a bit weird [x] You have done volunteer work [x] You have a wild imagination [x] You love to take care of people in need [x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)  You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out TOTAL: 6 Jasmine:  Your dad is very rich/important [x] You are very clever total:1 Ariel [x] Your parents expect a lot from you [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker  You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2  You have a lot of sisters (3 or more) [x] You collect something [x]You have/had long, hair [x] You have/had a pet fish [x] You’re extremely curious You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible TOTAL:7 Snow White:  You know that you’re beautiful  Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you  You’ve almost been killed [x] You have at least seven good friends  You’ve had food poisoning [x]You have/had short hair  You get along with almost everyone [x] All of your friends are different [x] You love to have a good time [x]You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in TOTAL: 5 Mulan: [x]You can be a tomboy sometimes. People wish you could be a bit more girly [x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not [x]You’ve had a physical fight with someone [x]You have/had considered running away from home Your parents try to plan your life out  a lot of your friends are boys [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them TOTAL: 6 Aurora  You live/have lived with someone other than your parents  You almost died at a very young age [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful [x]You have a decent singing voice [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends  You spend most of your time outside [try to]  You’re adopted [x] You’re very romantic  Pink is one of your favorite colors TOTAL: 4 Pocahontas  You love to walk around and explore big cities  You are more spiritual than religious [x] You’ve been in an interracial relationship [x] One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)  Your parents are very protective of you [x] Someone you know has been in war You love nature  You have/had black hair [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful You’re very adventurous TOTAL: 4 Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (full in blank with one you have highest total in)
One of my friends says that i should just skip all the sweeet, sad, or quotes where they vent. I AM NOT THAT HEARTLESS, I READ ALL THE SHORT QUOTES EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT SOMETHING I WOULD SAY. please dont skip all those quotes, they mean something to someone. Fave if you do the same.