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crocodilemonkey49

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Member Since: 20 Nov 2012 04:13pm

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  1. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    Am I the only
    one...
    who uses the
    random button?

  2. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    Step 1) Get in the toddler seat of
    a grocery cart 2) Tip over till your
    feet touch the ground 3) Stand up
    Now you are a grocery turtle,
    NO ONE CAN CAN STOP YOU
    NOW!
    credit to Hell Homer on Twitter and the Ellen Show

  3. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    I have
    FOOTY PAJAMAS!

  4. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
    There was an error adding your comment. Hang on a minute!
    There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
    There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
    There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
    There was an error adding your comment. Cool your jets!
    Then it deleted my comment -__-

  5. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    I am a sheltered child
    My parents never once told me a curse word
    I went to school everyday guessing what everyone ment by these bad words
    I am not saying that they did it wrong
    I just dont want to guess anymore
    I dont know what half of the texting abriviations mean
    I had to ask my older sister what a name I was called was
    I have to use dictionary.com for many things and then delete my history
    I am a sheltered child

  6. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 11:58am UTC
    So last year, in class we were having this encouragement setion, sorta
    the class was all girls and we had to compliment atleast one person in the class about something other than their physical looks
    It was really hard for me to come up with some for people
    Then this one girl who I had talked to a few times can over to me and said this:
    "I really like how if anyone says
    anything mean to you, you just let
    it slid off your back and dont care"
    I nearly started crying when I heard her say that cause that was 1. what I wanted people to think and 2. she had no idea what the truth was
    I held myself higher the whole rest of the day
    This year she is my absolute best friend. It makes me so happy that something that small can affect someone so much
    I challenge you to compliment someone about
    something other than their physical apperance
    today, it might just make their day and get
    you a new best friend

  7. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 11:42am UTC
    I am kinda offened...
    I get it 12 year-olds are drama queens and dont do the things that you did when you were 12 but.....
    All of my friends are 12 and it kinda offends me that everyone on here really smacks 12 year old
    not everyone is not a virgin by the time they turn 13 out here. Only one girl in my school is no longer a virgin
    I take that back,
    I am so offended
    Quite talking smack about 12 year olds

  8. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 11:33am UTC
    The adds on here are
    so apropriate to
    everyone who is on
    here, it kinda
    scares me

  9. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    To the kid who says
    "It's so quiet right now"
    just to break the silence
    <3

  10. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    popular peeps on Witty: I only got 500 faves, NOOOOOOO
    me: I get all excited when I get 4 faves

  11. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you relize,
    your quote dosent have 213 comments and 326
    faves
    It is just the preview....-__-

  12. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    When you cant get the ratio of hot and cold water and burn your poor little hands...-__-

  13. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 11:45am UTC
    For all you people out there who think your life SUCKS here is a little eye opener for you,
    My friend has a brain tumur and he also happens to be my crush.....
    THAT SUCKS
    Most things you self-harm about, can be fixed....I mean he is not gonna die, but he was really close sooooooo.....yeah

  14. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Look,
    I know not everyone is perfect and most people dont have the perfect body.But...
    I am one of those girls with the perfect body even though my family dosnt have the money to get me clothes to show it. But I dont even want to show it off, I just want one person to ask me out.....

  15. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    This is awkward but...
    Can someone explain to me how to use a format?

  16. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    For all you downers out there....I am recommending a book
    First Comes Love
    It is my favoritest book in the whole wide world
    for more info, comment
    trust me...I know my books, they are all I got

  17. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I didnt say you did it
    I said I was going to blame you

  18. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    I have a secret
    to tell YOU!
    THE SECRET TO HAVING A GOOD USERNAME IS.....
    Take your favorite joke and then from the punch line, pick the two most meaningful words and add your favorite numberto the end...
    ....and.......
    BANG!!!
    You have a great username that you can remember.
    You're welcome

  19. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    If I were a princess I would be Ariel
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead
    [x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [x] You love to dress up
    [] You love animals
    [x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [] Your mom is really strict
    [x] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [] You have blonde hair
    TOTAL:6
    Belle:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest
    [x] You love to read
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [x] You have done volunteer work
    [x] You have a wild imagination
    [x] You love to take care of people in need
    [x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)
    [] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL: 6
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important
    [x] You are very clever
    total:1
    Ariel
    [x] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [x] You collect something
    [x]You have/had long, hair
    [x] You have/had a pet fish
    [x] You’re extremely curious
    []You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    TOTAL:7
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [] You’ve almost been killed
    [x] You have at least seven good friends
    [] You’ve had food poisoning
    [x]You have/had short hair
    [] You get along with almost everyone
    [x] All of your friends are different
    [x] You love to have a good time
    [x]You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL: 5
    Mulan:
    [x]You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    []People wish you could be a bit more girly
    [x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [x]You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [x]You have/had considered running away from home
    []Your parents try to plan your life out
    [] a lot of your friends are boys
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL: 6
    Aurora
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [] You almost died at a very young age
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    [x]You have a decent singing voice
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
    [] You’re adopted
    [x] You’re very romantic
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL: 4
    Pocahontas
    [] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [] You are more spiritual than religious
    [x] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [] Your parents are very protective of you
    [x] Someone you know has been in war
    []You love nature
    [] You have/had black hair
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    []You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 4
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (full in blank with one you have highest total in)

  20. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    One of my friends says that i should just skip all the sweeet, sad, or quotes where they vent.
    I AM NOT THAT HEARTLESS, I READ ALL THE SHORT QUOTES EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT SOMETHING I WOULD SAY.
    please dont skip all those quotes, they mean something to someone.
    Fave if you do the same.

:)

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