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crocodilemonkey49

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Member Since: 20 Nov 2012 04:13pm

Last Seen: 25 Feb 2017 03:23pm

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user id: 339319

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  1. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 12:06pm EST
    I am supposed to be watching a lion dissection
    ...
    not happening,
    they will never make me,
    EVER!

  2. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 1:23pm EST
    your words cut like knives
    just please dont speak

  3. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 1:57pm EST
    Take a deep breath
    and
    Put one foot in front of the other until it is all over
    I should know, I have been through it all before

  4. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:11pm EST
    So...
    I was watching a 16 min video with facts about Niall Horan and I have decided,
    I am his ideal girl

  5. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 3:40pm EST
    I hope you all know
    Im not trying to be skinny
    I just am

  6. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 3:36pm EST
    I have a flat tummy
    I have thighs that dont always touch
    I have pretty hair
    Please dont hate on me
    I eat all I can and dont gain a pound
    People still think Im bulimic or anerexic
    Even though I AM NOT
    Please dont hate on me
    I have a model body
    I have the guys following me around the pool
    Yet still I want to have some fat
    I know that sounds wierd to you guys
    I am wierd and look like a model
    I have basically no fat on my body
    I get in the pool and me lips turn blue
    even if the water is warm
    Some fat?
    I wish I was normal
    I guess you can never be perfect
    I dont show it off
    But you can tell
    I should be popular
    But i choose not to
    Please dont hate on me
    I dont know what to do

  7. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 11:27am EST
    Happy Singles Awarness Day!

  8. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 11:25am EST
    A to Z Survey
    A - Available
    Depends If I Like You
    B - Best Friends
    Morgan, Lanie, Ellen, Andie, Maddie, MALLORY!!!
    C - Crush
    Dane
    D - Dad's Name
    Tom
    E - Easiest Person To Talk To
    Jack
    (not the same Jack, lepoardcrow)
    F - Favorite Band
    One Direction and EVERFOUND
    G - Gummy Bears Or Worms
    Bears
    H - Hometown
    Fort Collins
    I - Instrument
    Percussion
    J - Job
    Lawn Mowing
    K - Kids
    not even
    L - Longest Car Ride
    10 hours
    M - Milk Flavor
    Strawberry
    N - Number Of Siblings
    Two sisters
    O - One Wish
    Become Famous for fashion design
    P - Phobia
    The dark
    Q - Favorite Quote
    "Speak softly and carry a big stick"-Theodore Roosevelt
    R - Reason To Smile
    Mallory! and Chocolate
    S - Song You Last Heard
    "Come on, Come on" - One Direction
    T - Time You Woke Up
    6:15 am
    U - Unknown Fact About Me
    I had depression in 2nd grade
    V - Vegetable
    Beets
    W - Worst Habits
    Touching People's Face
    X - X-Rays You've Had
    None
    Y - Your Favorite Food
    Mac and Cheese form Noodles & Co.
    Z - Zodiac Sign
    Aries

  9. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 5:17pm EST
    He not only looked at me today
    my friends
    he gave me a piece of his kit-kat
    The wedding will be March 21,2014

  10. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:30pm EST
    Well, so I didnt meet Everfound
    but I talked to Nikita
    the hottest one
    YaY!!!

  11. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 8:22pm EST
    I am meeting Everfound! Only the hottest band out there!

  12. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:15pm EST
    HAPPY
    BIRTHDAY
    HARRY!

  13. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 2:20pm EST
    I am so sick of cancer
    I am so sick of death
    I am so sick of everything bad
    Why cant it just stop

  14. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 6:15pm EST
    Could someone just talk to me...I feel so left out of life, I dont wanty to be left out of Witty

  15. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 5:26pm EST
    Sheldon: Dont hurt my friend
    Penny: I dont want to
    The nicest thng Sheldon has ever said

  16. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:28pm EST
    Son of a Monkey's Uncle!
    Best exclamation I have ever heard.

  17. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:08pm EST
    I had a dream about me having quaduplets with Niall Horan.
    Thier names were Abee, Olivia, Nolan and David...cutest things ever!
    BEST DREAM I HAVE EVER HAD...i love my brain

  18. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 2:51pm EST
    Us Girls...
    We say things we regret
    EVERYDAY.
    series?

  19. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:25pm EST
    [ ] single
    [ ]taken
    [x]mentally dating a celebrity that dosent know I exist

  20. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:20pm EST
    I know he is the only one i can trust no matter what happens and that is what keeps me going through the day
    you can take this how ever you want but to me he is not of this earth
    he is of heaven
    he is eternal
    he gives ever-lasting life
    he is my god

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