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skrewing* · 1 decade ago
Ummm.... Beyonce has a last name.
Knowles.
Jay-z has a last name...
Carter.
They just go by nicknames... the kid will have a last name.
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WritingsMyPassion · 1 decade ago
Thankyou♄
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Buki · 1 decade ago
Funny but Beyonce's last name is knowles and Jay-z's last name is carter.
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clarebear22 · 1 decade ago
wait did someone steal this from you?

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AmandaxXx · 1 decade ago
what the unicorn is up with the cinnamon challenge? Like, oohh yeah, i think ill go choke on some cinnamon for fun! -_-
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arenaud · 1 decade ago
sad thing is, you got more favs on this then most people get on real quotes...
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kayandjess · 1 decade ago
story of my life.
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xLizzIsAmazing · 1 decade ago
That happends to me all the time! I'm like going to go to bed now. New show on! Best friend finally texted me back! like whaat. lol
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XxMaggieexX · 1 decade ago
& the funny thing is my ex called me fat today....D:
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Uconnchick2 · 1 decade ago
Thats exactly what im looking for too. I know im already following u but i would love to be your REAL witty best friend:)
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CutiePieXOX · 1 decade ago
technically she does die cause you know vampires are dead??
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tylynn97 · 1 decade ago
ME!(:
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AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
super powers
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EyeWubNewdlez129 · 1 decade ago
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vwongz · 1 decade ago
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creativeusername97 · 1 decade ago
followed(:
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brunettehoney · 1 decade ago
smilingstarsx3.tumblr.com
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carolcheer · 1 decade ago
thats soooo true!
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clarebear22 · 1 decade ago
soml

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clarebear22 · 1 decade ago
lololoollll katieee you kill me
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