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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Before you ask someone why they hate you,ask yourself why you care.

  2. Miss_OK16 Miss_OK16
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    when the answer you just erased turns out being correct.grrr.

  3. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    The Wizard of Oz
    Ultimate chick flick.
    Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
    nmf. nmq.

  4. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
    1111 tumblr

  5. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    What is happy and where
    can I download it?

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That if you put your ear up against a strangers leg,
    you can hear them say:
    WTF are you doing?!
    format by jimmy365

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    In Maths Class;
    Louis has bought 400 cupcakes. He eats thirty-seven, what does he have now?
    me: umm, a severe addiction and high cholesterol level?

  8. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    What is your Batman name?
    Use the 1st letter of your first name:
    A = Bat B = Bat C = Bat D = Bat E = Bat F = Bat G = Bat
    H = Bat I = Bat J = Bat K = Bat L = Bat M = Bat N = Bat
    O = Bat P= Bat Q = Bat R = Bat S = Bat T = Bat U = Bat
    V = Bat W = Bat X = Bat Y = Bat Z = Bat
    Then the first letter of your last name:
    A = Man B = Man C = Man D = Man E = Man F = Man G = Man
    H = Man I = Man J = Man K = Man L = Man M = Man N =Man
    O = Man P= Man Q = Man R = Man S = Man T = Man U = Man
    V = Man W = Man X = Man Y = Man Z =Man
    ❤ If You Got Batman, Too!
    All mine! Don't steal >.>

  9. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Sending a risky text&thinking
    "oh god, they hate me," if they don't respond within 30 seconds
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  10. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Coughing in front of smokers
    to make them feel guilty that they're dirtying my air
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Cop: When is your birthday?
    Me: April 20th
    Cop: What year?
    Me: Every year.
    Cop: Well played.....
    lol fav if you get it:)

  12. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone. ♥
    My mom forgot me in a parking lot once

  13. BreeM123 BreeM123
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    What if rappers rapped
    about nice things?
    Its like, "GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND...
    give them to that homeless person because he's cold.."

  14. swimmingGirl158 swimmingGirl158
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    That mini heart attack
    you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there.

  15. onlyme111 onlyme111
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Who remembers this....
    1, 2 skip a few 99, 100!?
    follow and ill follow back:)

  16. Dontwanttofalltopieces Dontwanttofalltopieces
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    That one person
    Who you want to throw an egg at.
    A brick shaped egg.
    Made of brick. ♥

  17. XxAoifeXx XxAoifeXx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When..
    You're Yelling At Someone And You Mess Up A Word.....
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. XOiiloveyouXO12 XOiiloveyouXO12
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:41am UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    When people ask me who my best friend is.
    I don't know what to say.
    <|3

  20. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    High school seems
    so much cooler on t.v.
    format by: h0peful.nmq

:)

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