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crazylifelover

1. crazylifelover
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2014 2:15am UTC
   Woah...just got back on witty after possibly years? Its changed....a lot....
   
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2. crazylifelover
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2013 8:01pm UTC
   i'd just like to point out
   that 69% of people support gay marriage.
   
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3. crazylifelover
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2013 7:45pm UTC
   so the other day I was with my friend in the car with her little sister.
   we were driving in some super shady area when her little sister yelled "LOOK ITS A MURDER!"
   we all got super freaked out and her mom drove back and was like "Wheres the murder?!?!" you know, freaking out but trying to hide it. then her little sister said "look there! isn't it pretty?" and we all got really creeped out. we were like "what? your a four year old little girl, you aren't supposed to about murders, nonetheless think their pretty!" but she kept pointing to nothing to we eventually just ignored her and went on our way. about five minutes later she said "its another murder! and another! look at all those murders" we were all super confused so we asked her what a murder was and she replied,
   "Its a words painted on a wall, obviously."
   we just stared at her for a solid two minutes and then burst out laughing.
   she thought graffitti was "murder"
   murder
   MURDER
   
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4. crazylifelover
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   April 30, 2013 8:52pm UTC
   *Me going to bed*
   Me: if I go to bed now, I'll get 7 hours 37 minutes and 52 seconds of sleep
   Me: 51 seconds
   Me: 50 seconds
   Me: 49 seconds
   Me: WOAH how did I get my laptop up here with me?
   Me: well i guess I have to go on witty
   Me: and facebook
   Me: and tumblr
   Me: and twitter
   Me: and pinterest
   Me: we might as well look at the news
   Me: dude what am I thinking, I never check the news. *puts laptop down*
   Me: sh/t. its been like two hours, now I'll only get 5 hours of sleep, better fall asleep NOW. no distractions
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: I wonder what would happen if I just became a completely different person tomorrow and I was really outgoing and fun and everyone loved me. I mean, I could change the world. It just takes one person to make a difference. That could be me. I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD. LOOK OUT WORLD. HERE I COME!
   Me:
   Me: loljk.
   Me: okay, i'm gonna fall asleep now.
   Me: any minute now
   Me: awesome, I'm almost asleep
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   *suddenly needs to pee, remembers the 582935 tons of homework I have to do, and that I have to go to school early tomorrow*
   Me: -_-
   Me: i'm done.
   
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5. crazylifelover
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2013 9:10pm UTC
   “That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.”
   -john green
   
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6. crazylifelover
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2013 9:18pm UTC
   can you imagine when your future kids ask
   when you were born and you're just like, oh. last millenuim.
   yeah 90's kids!
   
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7. crazylifelover
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 12:14am UTC
   nothing is worse
   than finding out all your friends
   hung out without
   you♥
   
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8. crazylifelover
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2013 7:27pm UTC
   i really want a friend on here that won't fade away. That I could call my BEST witty friend and they would call me the same thing. And it would last.
   Anyone want a new friend?
   I promise I'll be there for you no matter what(:
   
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9. crazylifelover
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2012 1:52pm UTC
   I liteRlly can't stand THis wOrld anymore
   I just don't understand how a man could get so mad at his mom that he had to kill innocent children over it. I can't even begin to imagine being one of their parents or siblings. Or friends. Can you imagine?
   What if one of those little boys or girls were begging their mom not to go to school? What if they faked sick but the mom forced them to go? Can you image the guilt? What if one of those little boys or girls asked their mom to make them some waffles or pancakes that morning. And the mom refused and told them to get some cereal. Or maybe their older sister yelled at them for jumping on their bed to wake them up for school?
   Today i saw a quote today giving the school's website. And I looked under staff and saw names of people that aren't even alive today. On that website I saw a note from the principal from a little while ago. She is dead now. The news reported that she risked her own life to save the kids. No i'm not
   talking about running away and calling the police. She lunged at him. She went straight towards the gun. She tried to take him down and went down in the process. And she had 5 daughters. I can't stress enough that she was real. These kids are real.
   This isn't just a newstory. This is life.
   
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10. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Maybe he's doing the same thing as me... maybe he wants
    ~~~~~~ so bad to call me, but just won't
    because i haven't called him.
    then again, maybe i shouldn't fill myself
    ....with false hope....
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    jayciecutie01's format
    
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11. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    I'm the girl people always can count on to keep their secrets
    I'm the girl that will always have a smile on her face
    I'm the girl that is easy to talk to because people know I will listen
    ~B u t ~
    I'm also the girl that doesn't have a friend to keep MY secrets
    I'm also the girl that cries herself to sleep wondering if I will ever have a TRUE smile on my face
    I'm also the girl that doesn't want to burden people with MY problems. If I ever start to talk about my problems, people brush them off as if they don't exist.
    --Please tell me i'm not alone--
    
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12. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    What if
    »» all the girls on witty added echother on facebook and liked eachother's profile pictures
    maybe then we will feel beautiful
    
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13. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Who else has
    that one boy who means everything to you, ||||||||||||||||||||
    but barely acknowledges
    YOUR
    - - - - - existence
    nmf
    
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14. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    I don't care if I will get any faves on this but today
    HE OPENED THE DOOR FOR ME
    like a true gentleman<3.
    neverlandfugitive™ with extra:crazylifelover
    
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15. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    ~ ~ just a vent
    Its funny how true the saying
    What goes up,
    must come down
    i s , i m e a n , i h a d t h e m o s t a m a z i n g w e e k ||||||||||||||||||||
    AND SOMEHOW EVERYTHING
    - - - - - turned bad
    nmf
    
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16. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 6:07am UTC
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    who else went to see the Hunger Games??
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    jayciecutie01
    
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17. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    guys,
    »»I don't think i have felt this happy in
    FOREVER I just found out a guy actually liked ME
    |||||||||||||||||||||
    ME♥
    nmf
    
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18. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 4:41pm UTC
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    I am constantly torn between killing myself, and killling everyone around me
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    @jayciecutie01
    
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19. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    i would never admit it but i miss you.
    so frickin much it hurts.
    but sometimes...
    Goodbye's are forever ♥
    nmf
    
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20. crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Teacher: Convert this sentence into future tense
    Teacher: I killed a person
    Me: You go to jail.
    nmf/nmq
    
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