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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:06am UTC
    It's weird to come onto Witty now.
    It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
    I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
    I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

  3. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 11:03am UTC
    Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"

  4. Forever Hers* Forever Hers*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 5:05am UTC
    My brother told me a joke . I laughed to tears. He told me the same joke again, I laughed but not as hard . he kept repeating the joke and I stopped laughing . he said ' if you can't laugh at the same joke over and over again , why do you keep crying over the same person over and over again ?? '

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 1:37am UTC
    things not to show in school
    -weakness
    -emotion
    -a pack of gum

  6. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

  7. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 11:18am UTC
    Dear big brother,
    Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and I dented it? I thought you'd kill me, but you didn't. And remember the time I dragged you to the beach, and you said it would rain, and it did? I thought you'd say, "I told you so." But you didn't. Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie all over your car rug? I thought you'd hit me, but you didn't. And remember the time I forgot to tell you the wedding was formal and you showed up in jeans? I thought you'd yell at me, but you didn't. Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do, But you put up with me, and you loved me, and you protected me. There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you when you returned from Iraq.
    Sincerely, ...but you didn't.
    nmq

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 7:36am UTC
    Reasons not to go outside:
    - ruffians
    - thugs
    - poison ivy
    - quicksand
    - cannibals
    - snakes
    - the plague
    - large bugs
    - MEN WITH POINTY TEETH
    - I'll say no more
    - I'll just upset you.

  9. ashley_mendola22 ashley_mendola22
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    -so this happened in Spanish class-Teacher: Luke Hemmings? Who's he?Me: he's Australian and attractiveTeacher: what does he do?Seamus: he's probably a professional cute guy. I would know, I am one.

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 3:32am UTC
    what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions
    are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

  11. imlandon imlandon
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 1:46am UTC
    in first grade, i used to call substitutes, prostitutes because i didnt know the difference."guys we have a prostitute today!"

  12. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 9:05am UTC
    “Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.”
    — J.M. Barrie

  13. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 7:50am UTC
    One of the kids in my class was born on April Fool's and his dad missed his birth because
    when his mum called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    “Can I pet him or will he bite?” is a fun thing to ask parents that keep their kid on a leash.

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 11:18pm UTC
    Imagine if someone was named Noone
    Friend: I think Noone likes you
    Girl: THAT'S SO MEAN!
    Teacher: Make sure no one sits alone at lunch
    Noone: What did I do? D:
    Pastor: Hate no one!
    Noone: ...
    People in California: No one is to be left behind!
    Noone: WHAT. DID. I. DO?!?!!!!!????!!!!???!!!!!!!!!

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    teacher: it's pajama day tomorrow
    that one kid: what if i sleep naked

  17. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    The human brain is amazing.
    It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
    and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    my dad: why are your eyes all red?
    my brother: i was smoking weed
    my dad: don't lie, you were crying because you're a little bítch.

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 1:26pm UTC
    don’t f ck with people that have ugly pics of you

  20. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 9:10pm UTC
    Now I'm speechless,
    over the edge, I'm just breathless
    I never thought that I'd catch this love bug again,
    hopeless, head over heels in the moment
    I never thought that I'd get hit
    by this love bug again.
    Please don't remove this!

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