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  1. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 8:03pm EST
    Me: "Aw man... The storm canceled the Alzheimer's Support Group."
    Mom: That's okay, they won't remember."

  2. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 7:55pm EST
    You know its a bad snow storm when the
    Testosterone Replacement for Men
    gets canceled.

  3. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 7:34pm EST
    click to see this quote

  4. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 7:11pm EST
    Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
    One fish turns to the other and says "DAM!"
    .

  5. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 9:56am EST
    You can't get back on the horse
    if you haven't yet fallen off

    credit to phenomenal for the format.

  6. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 9:43am EST
    A Good Friend will help you move,
    A Best Friend will help you move a dead body
    -CSI

  7. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
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    November 19, 2010 3:07pm EST
    "Dude.. That dog almost ate me!!!"
    "Dude... It was a Chihuahua."

  8. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 8:43pm EST
    Why am I on this Earth?
    Was I put here to dance, or did I come here to sing?
    Did I even come here to do anything??
    Am I in the right place, do I hang with the right people?
    Heck, do I even worship at the right steeple?
    I'm still not sure why I am here I'm not sure if I even want to know.
    The only thing I am sure about
    is that I never want to go.

  9. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 12:55pm EST
    "Dude... We almost died!"
    "I know, you should have seen your face!!!"
    Ahh, Best Friends! :)

  10. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 10:00am EST
    Boo, I scared you,,
    I think you pooped your pants!

  11. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:59pm EDT
    A black dog was strolling down Main Street during a total blackout affecting the whole town. Streetlights had been off for hours. Just as the dog was crossing the middle line, a car- with broken headlights- approached, but swerved out of the way just in time . How did the driver see the dog?
    Answer: It was during the day!:)

  12. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 3:45pm EDT
    Nobody else thought
    it was weird that the
    word parallel has
    parallel lines in it

  13. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 9:35pm EDT
    3 out of 2 people
    have trouble with
    fractions

  14. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2010 3:55pm EDT
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  15. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2010 3:51pm EDT
    Boy: "Do you ride the short bus?"
    Girl: "Um, Nooo! Why?"
    Boy: "Because you're really special to me!"

  16. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 3:15pm EDT
    The world doesn't change,
    People Change

  17. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2010 4:34pm EDT
    Guys:
    what you see is what you get

  18. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 7:35pm EDT
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you

  19. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 11:39am EDT
    When your guy friend who you tell everything to, and love to talk to,
    trusts you enough to tell you the girl he is falling for,
    what do you do when
    that girl is you
    <3
    spacing of lines closer ;

  20. crazydancer2014 crazydancer2014
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 12:49pm EDT
    HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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