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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 2:31pm EDT
    It’s kind of like,
    the difference between putting your hand on your own,
    and him putting his hand on yours.
    When you touch your hand, you don’t feel it,
    nothing happens, it’s just there.
    But when he has his hand there,
    you feel everything.
    Every move of his palm,
    every squeeze of his hand,
    and every brush of his finger.
    And you feel it right down to your toes and up to your neck.
    Everything in your body tingles,
    but it’s the most wonderful thing ever.
    Every move he makes,
    he makes a difference.

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:42pm EST
    Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
    — Swedish Proverb

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:38pm EST
    does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when
    someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

  4. loveneverdiesxoxo loveneverdiesxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:17pm EDT
    15 things a girl wants, but will never ask for.
    - Good morning/goodnight texts
    - Pictures taken together.
    - Surprises, espicially little ones.
    - Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
    - A hoodie with his scent all over it.
    - Really long hugs
    - Slow dances.
    - Sincere compliments.
    - A cute stuffed animal to hug when you aren't around.
    - Real, deep conversations.
    - Nonsense but funny conversations.
    - His "gentlemanlyness"
    - Comfort and patients when she is in tears.
    - Telling her how much you love her.

  5. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:46pm EDT
    The smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman's body.
    Smile :)

  6. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 12:18pm EDT
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  7. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:17pm EDT
    The fact that the person you're going to marry is walking on the face of this Earth right now should motivate you to keep going forward.

  8. one_direction_infection_01 one_direction_infection_01
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:10pm EDT
    What if air was really poisenous, but it just took 85 years or so to kill us?
    Mind=blown.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 2:20am EDT
    How to get newspaper-print nailpolish.
    (this is really easy & I wanted to share).
    you need nailpolish, newspaper, & rubbing alcohol/vodka
    (water also works for this, but not as well.)
    step one:
    paint your nails in a light color like white, pale pink etc.
    wait for it to dry.
    step two:
    dip your nail in the alcohol for 5-10 secs.
    step three:
    press the newspaper onto your nail. hold for 10 secs.
    step four:
    pull the newspaper off - your polish now has writing on it.
    then wait for it to dry & paint a clear top coat over.

  10. JohannaBananaMustacheEmporium JohannaBananaMustacheEmporium
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 2:15pm EDT
    me: guess what!friend: what?!me: Im FINALLY over him!friend: Yay! that's awesome! friend: brb gotta peeme: ..he used to pee.. ):nmq.

  11. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:44pm EDT
    *How my mom works*
    Me: Mom, I got all A's
    Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
    Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
    Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
    Me: Yes
    Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.

  12. AkwesasneWolves29 AkwesasneWolves29
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:12am EDT
    "It still hurts everytime someone says your name,
    It brings back memories to my mind, and tears to my eyes.
    It makes my life a little bit lonelier everytime."
    nmf

  13. ohheyimnicole ohheyimnicole
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:11pm EDT
    It's killing me, swear I never cried so much.
    Cause I never knew love would hurt this f*ckin' bad.
    The worst pain that I ever had.
    -trey songz
    nmf

  14. IAmAFallenAngel IAmAFallenAngel
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:41pm EDT
    A smile is like a band-aidIt covers up the pain so no one else can see it,but it still hurts.

  15. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 5:03pm EDT
    someday you'll cry for me
    like i cried for you
    someday you'll miss me
    like i missed you
    someday you'll need me
    like i needed you
    someday you'll love me
    but i won't love you.

  16. dance1136 dance1136
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 12:42pm EDT
    Love doesn't walk away, people do.

  17. irishkell96 irishkell96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 4:50pm EST
    Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
    Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
    Something must have happened last Friday night.
    Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
    Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
    That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
    nmf/nmq

  18. allynicolexD allynicolexD
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:25pm EST
    Dad do you beleive in abortions?
    Go ask your sister
    Wait , I dont have a sister?
    Exactly.....

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:12pm EST
    Teacher : why can I hear talking?
    Student : Because you have ears.. duhh!

  20. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:30pm EST
    Lightning McQueen: He won 3 piston cups!
    Mater: He did what in his cup!?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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