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SoNotFetch
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May 27, 2013 8:29pm UTC

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
*All the boys are lactose intolerant*
*All the boys die*

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ErinIsTheName*
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May 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC

{ JUST LIKE ASTHMA
YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.

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happiest*
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May 28, 2013 1:11pm UTC

Me : *Cooks romantic for two*
Me : *Eats alone twice*

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dolph*
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May 28, 2013 12:16pm UTC

do you ever look in a mirror and think why..
...am I so perfect

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CharliesTheName
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May 28, 2013 6:41pm UTC

I almost find it pointless to follow yourcool
because all of her quotes show up in the top section anyways

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doublesidedice
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May 28, 2013 11:27am UTC

I've built up my walls.
Brick by brick, I set up my defenses. I intertwined them with reason so as not to get hurt. Not to open up my defenses. I've finished me wall and wrapped it in spikes so that no one would bother. I set up a fog of 'toughness' around the spikes so no one would see. No one would know there's something to defend.
People don't bother anymore.
My friends tore down all that though. That's why I'm scared. Scared they'll hurt me too. I've had enough of that happening to me. So? I may be 'insensitive' and 'mean', but if it means I don't show my only weak side, I'm ok with it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Fαy Στylες*
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May 28, 2013 10:12am UTC

5 Kinds Of Fear
1.Panic
2.Terror
3.15 Missed calls from Mum
4."We have to talk"
5. "Wrong Password"

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Hale_Storm18
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May 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

I just found out that speaking to your plants only helps them because
you're breathing carbon dioxide on it. I thought that talking to them just kinda worked becuase you were being nice and encouraged them and supported them emotionally.

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dolph*
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May 28, 2013 12:22pm UTC

if you think about it, balloons are really weird
"happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"

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FluffyScamp
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May 28, 2013 2:43pm UTC

I've won;
Last chemotherapy treatment on 5/28/2013
Now, on with living my life.

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yourcool
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May 27, 2013 9:27pm UTC

those friends that clap right in
front of your face and then say "haha you flinched" are the worst friends

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yourcool
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May 27, 2013 9:30pm UTC

*drops out of school like it's hot*

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 9:14pm UTC

it seems like the "L" in my Luck
has been replaced with an "F"

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yourcool
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May 27, 2013 9:11pm UTC

men: i don't understand why girls are so selfconscious.
men: ew a fat girl we stretch marks i want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her and hold her in the air wow she has a flat chest mosquito-bite bo.obs oh gosh i don't like bo.obs that big they get in the way i want a flat tummy on my girl oh she has to have a great body no love handles yuck beef curtains are gross i like big nips i like small nips yuck thunder thighs no that's too thin you look anorexic i love curves no not plus size just skinny girls with small waists and big hips wow caked on makeup is such a turnoff yet i worship this celebrity that has never been seen withoutmakeup on and i watch p.rn so my idea of a real woman is thousands of dollars in olastic surgery and i have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mustachedbunny
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May 27, 2013 12:07am UTC

Normal girls going on a date at a restaurant:
Girl: *Takes a few bites, dabs face with napkin repeatedly, then pushes away plate with almost all food left on plate* Wow, that was so good! I enjoyed coming tonight.
Me: *Inhales all of Europe, China, and Africa, drinks Niagra Falls, and smiles at the guy with a mouthful of food* Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Excuse me. *Wipes face with napkin* I still want more food. Got any more food?

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Hale_Storm18
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May 27, 2013 9:06am UTC

It is the year 2053. A girl lays on her bed wearing vintage UGG boots.
"I was bornin the wrong generation." she sighs as she listens to Taylor Swift and cries over a One Direction poster.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 27, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Can I sell my feelings on eBay?
I don't want them anymore.

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_superwhitegirlproblems
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May 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2262
When you break up
with your boyfriend and he
gets more likes on his changed
relationship status than you.
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