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Name~LaUrA...SANCHEZ!!! aKa Da LiL sAn
Age~13 *N* aLmOsT 14! lOl
School~GmS!!!!!
Sign~ViRgO
Status~SiNgLe *N* lOoKiN
Bday~SePtEmBeR 22
Sn~Gmscutie092290
What sexual position produces the uglyest childern? ASK YOUR MOM!! haha jk
~~Some stacistics~~
It is physically impossible to lick your elbow...
...75% of people who read this try to do it.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
You are more likely to be attacked by a donkey than be bitten by a shark.
If 90% of the people in the world dont have it, why do they call it common sense?
A pot smoker is busted every 45 seconds.
Every year 11,000 americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions.
How many sweet, funny, hot, sensetive, romantic, and smart guyz are there in da world?
Two...and there dating eachother.
~~PiCk Up LiNeS~~
Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?
Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.
Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Would you like to go home for a pizza and a fuck?....*slap*...what? You don't like pizza?
Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
Hi, my name is Mike. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your place?
Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.
If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter, would you let me spend time in between the holidays
Why don't you come over here and let me use your thighs as earmuffs
The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Hey Babe,are ya Jamaician,cuz ya jmakin me crazy!
Are you a keg of beer cause I can see myself tappin dat ass
You must be a parking ticket, 'cuz you have Fine written all over you.
do you know anything about real estate (hopefully she says yes) good, could you feel down here and see if i have a lot (kind of stupid but it was used on me today)
hey baby, lets play army...I'll lay down, and you can blow the hell outa me!
Are you sure your not campbell soup because you taste mmm, mmm, good!!
~~MY BESTEST GURLZ!!~~
?Rebbie~Flowers! LOL so many GOOD timez!! ur guy troublez lol pick up those blocks then we can go!!
?Steenie~WORM!!! I missed the swing but i got..THE POLE!!! LMAO!!! she knows we eat the zebra cakes..how does she know? i dono!!
?Marg~Hey gurl!!! Sooo many good times!! like wen we went downtown and I was high from the 'spreco!! and at mcdonalds..i think i was still high wen i said the cat thing!!! LMFAO!!
?Beatriz~now be the honest one and tell who did it! LOL yep thats us! we gotta hang out!!
?Juana~so WHAT if im a lil slow?? LOL well at least i realize HE LIKE U!!! LOL
?Rosey~hey im just pretending!!!haha ur good!
?Rach~Hey grl ur so cool!!! So many good times such as TROJAN MAN! LOL
?Torre~u moved! I miss ya!
~~Those just my best gurlz...2 all mah friendz lyl!! n u kno who u r..and amy ur not one of them so stfu alredy~~
~~Im lookin 4 a bf so yall hit me up @ 708-354-2802 i gotta no u somehow i dont date random guyz..they could turn out ugly n u gotta be unda 15 i kno yall olda guyz want me but too bad yall gotta get someone else..i kno there no one else like me but u gotta get da secund best~~
~~Da Lil San~~
craziililchica77