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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:23pm UTC
    the worst part about the zodiac posts is even if you tell yourself you don't care,
    it's basically impossible to scroll by one without looking to see what fruit tree your sign is.

  2. Wisconsin Wisconsin
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    I think I'm pregnant.

  3. CountryLyrics CountryLyrics
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 8:23am UTC
    MY EYES ARE THE ONLY THING
    i don't want to take off you. ♥♥♥
    format credit: MissAnna

  4. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 8:03am UTC
    SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE,
    fourteen billion faces.

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 2:58am UTC
    there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

  6. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 12:19pm UTC
    7 BILLION PEOPLE,
    14 BILLION FACES
     

  7. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 9:54am UTC
    I like clingy.
    I like double texts.
    PHONE CALLS.
    good morning and good night texts.
    I like knowing someone cares.

  8. Wisconsin Wisconsin
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 4:21am UTC
    This is hard for me to admit, but I think I'm addicted to adderall. The worst part is, I have no desire to quit.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    am i the only one
    that thinks the front of cars look like faces?

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    me on my wedding day: you still like me, right?

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    teacher: when you've finished the test, please go back and read over your answers.
    me: i'm never going back, the past is in the past

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    Hell yeah, I favorite my own quotes.
    It's because I'm fúcking hilarious. And séxy.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 11:46am UTC
    I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.
    Then it clicked.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 11:42am UTC
    teacher: can i see your homework
    me: no way loser, do your own

  15. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    Harry Potter saved my life.
    I know it sounds cliché, but it's true. When I was younger, I had horrible self confidence. I had glasses and braces, covered in freckles, and had (and obsiously still have) a huge, obnoxious nose. I was quiet and was the class "weird girl". I was bullied and picked on by my peers, and as a fourth grade, I felt utterly useless. As a ten year old girl, I was contemplating suícide.That's when I met Harry. Every day after school, whether I was bullied or not, I would come home and read. I even borrowed the books on tape from the library and would lay on my bed for hours at a time and listen to them, over and over and over again. There was something about the words that J.K. Rowling was able to arrange in such a beautiful way that just made me feel better. I honestly believe that without those books as an escape, I wouldn't be here today. Because of what I went through when I was younger, I am a much better and stronger person that I was. As a symbol of what I went through when I was younger, my foot now sports a Deathly Hallows triangle tattoo. To everyone who is going through expiriences similar to mine, please remember, things will get better, even if it doesn't seem like it right now. Don't let the muggles get you down.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    & DON'T LET THE ♥♥
    MUGGLES
    [x] [x] [x]
    GeT You DOwn.
    - RON WEASLY ♥♥

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 6:12pm UTC
    Nothing shows maturity better than a good, public internet fight.
    Oh look, they turned on caps lock. This is serious now.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    me: dad is dinner ready?
    dad: will you just wait?
    me: I DID MY WAITING
    dad: oh no
    me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
    dad: not again
    me: IN AZKABAN

  20. Wisconsin Wisconsin
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 10:54pm UTC
    The pain is a constant reminder of a happier time.

:)

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