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cptmoose
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May 31, 2011 2:51pm UTC

Is it just me,
or am I the only one who enjoys
HARMONIZING
to every song I hear?

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 31, 2011 2:44pm UTC

Face it.
For girls, looks DO matter (in a guy). Not even gonna lie.

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cptmoose
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May 31, 2011 2:33pm UTC

Who else loves British/German guys
With ginger hair
And piercing blue-green eyes?
♥

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cptmoose
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May 31, 2011 12:54pm UTC

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cptmoose
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May 31, 2011 12:34pm UTC

I tried sending you the sexiest thing in the world...
...But then the mailman told me to get out of my mailbox.

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 9:14pm UTC

*Muaaahahhahahahhahhahahahahaahahahaa,
muahAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
I am...
MOJOJOJOJO!!!!!*

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 5:14pm UTC

"If skinny people go skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
Go CHUNKY DUNK??"

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 3:35pm UTC

People like YOU
helped me realize the reason for middle fingers

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 3:24pm UTC

CHEESE
Is highly underrated.

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 1:43pm UTC

Am I the only one...
Who accepts blowfish for who they are, rather than what their names imply?

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May 30, 2011 11:47am UTC

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 11:06am UTC

I love...
UNICORNS.
Whoa I just realized... "uni" means "one", and "corn" means... well, CORN... So shouldn't unicorns technically be... "one corns"? (Fav if you highlighted this)

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 10:49am UTC

"It hurts too much to love you, babe,
but it hurts even more NOT to love you."
--Heath Luck

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 11:00pm UTC

The 2 words that made my day:
"My Soulmate."
~him ♥

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 7:22pm UTC

I thought I stopped loving...
...Until I met HIM.

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 7:13pm UTC

Am I the only one who isn't either
1) COMPLETELY in love with; or
2) ALWAYS making fun of
JUSTIN BEIBER???

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 4:18pm UTC

JUST TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW, DAMMIT!!

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 4:14pm UTC

Taste the rainbow.

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 4:10pm UTC

...Every long lost dream led me to where you are
Others who broke my heart, they were like northern stars
Pointing me on my way into your loving arms
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you.
♥

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cptmoose
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 4:02pm UTC

I know we're perfect for each other,
Because he's NEVER made me shed a tear for him.
♥

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