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Member Since: 11 May 2011 09:30am

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  1. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    Just as I thought I was done believing in a "Summer Romance"...
    It comes.

  2. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 1:16am UTC
    I lead a very
    TWILIGHT
    love life.
    (Thank you Stephanie Meyer for predicting my future -.-')

  3. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    That guy that everyone wants? The one who calls you his soulmate, the love of his life? The one who tells you he'll always be there for support, no matter who you end up with? And tells you he knows he'll love you forever?
    Well,the problem is... I don't love him back. Because the love of MY life has already come into my life, my silly, funny, and huggable soulmate, the One I want to and NEED to end up living with in the end. The one I'll love forever.

  4. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 1:16pm UTC
    What each kiss means... 
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you. 
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. 
    Requirements; 
    Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. 
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

  5. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 8:10am UTC
    Mom: Don't make me count to three. One...
    Me: What are you gonna do at three?
    Mom: Hmm... I don't know...
    -.-' nice one mom

  6. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 8:02am UTC
    That moment
    When you see a hot guy and you make your friends pose in front of him but you're really taking pics of him the whole time

  7. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 12:51am UTC
    ----------------------------------
    Me to Chemistry teacher: "So I was thinking..."
    Her: "Oh, no! You were THINKING!! Quick, take cover, the LAB'S gonna explode!!!"
    ----------------------------------

  8. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 12:04am UTC
    Tat/piercing survey, beeotchh.
    1. What is your name ?
    Cindy.
    2. How old are you ?
    I'm ooooold.
    3. Were do you live ?
    Maybe, just MAYBE on Venus.
    4. Who do you live with ?
    Goats. DUH.
    5. What Is Your Favourite Music
    The musicy kind. ;]
    6. What is Your Favourite Film
    The filmiest films of filmdom. What else?
    7. How Many Piercings do you have ?
    Hmm... if you count the "piercings" in my heart, then 112. Oh, and add 2 for my ears.
    8. What Are These Piercings?
    I just said. 112 in my heart, and 2 in my ears.
    9. Do you want any more piercings ?
    Nope.
    10. Do you have any tattoos ?
    Perhaps.
    11. If So What Ones ?
    A tattoo of the love of my life in my soul. ♥
    12. Do You Want Any more?
    Nopesies.
    13. What do you think of the ...
    What do I think of the dots? Well, ma'am, I think they're really dotty... Very dotty indeed.
    14. Monroe piercing ?
    Hunh?
    15. Tongue piercing ?
    My tongue says it only wants to be used for tasting ice cream and kissing, thank you very much.
    16. Belly Piercing ?
    Nope. My belly feels happiest when rubbed, and piercings would take away from that pleasure ;].
    17. Nose Piercing ?
    If I don't wanna smell metal all the time, no.
    18. Ear piercing ?
    They make me so damn beautiful ;]
    19. Surface Piercing ?
    That would take away from the silky, heavenly smoothness of mah skin.
    20. How old was you wen you got your 1st piercing ?
    13 I think?
    21. How old was you wen you 1st got a tattoo?
    17, because as I said, it was of the love of my life. Whom I met this year. ♥

  9. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    ☮ ♥ Linkin Park

  10. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    Am I the only one who wonders why...
    Everyone wants to be kissed in the RAIN?
    (Isn't being kissed by your crush good enough?)

  11. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 8:34pm UTC
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  12. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    He always knows exactly what to do to
    make me feel better :]
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  13. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!
    Not.
    (How discouraging.)

  14. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you trip in front of 24752789857 people and NO ONE laughs, and it's all silent O_O

  15. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you trip in front of 24752789 people and you're the only one laughing at yourself

  16. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    I love how there are so many people who think
    DUCT TAPE
    is
    DUCK TAPE

    PS. QUACK, QUACK!

  17. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 7:00pm UTC
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  18. cptmoose cptmoose
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    May 31, 2011 5:52pm UTC
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  19. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    "Whenever I try to talk to my friends about you, they just don't understand...
    ...because they've never met anyone as perfect as you."

  20. cptmoose cptmoose
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    I'm too sexy for my shirt
    Too sexy for my shirt
    SO SEXY, it HURTS!

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