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  1. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:51am UTC
    It doesn't matter
    what she did,
    its never
    okay to
    hit a
    women,
    EVER

  2. kristen123 kristen123
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:12am UTC
    Apple was going to make an iPod for kids...
    But they realized that "iTouch Kids" wasn't a very good name.

  3. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:37am UTC
    Dear 11:11,
    You owe me six ponies, thirteen Hogwarts acceptance letters, four kisses from that one guy in my study hall, and twenty-three dates with the cute guy in my math class that I like. I do not accept coupons.
    Sincerely, impatient.

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:22am UTC
    You looked me in the eye,
    & told me you loved me, were you just kidding?
    because it seems to me, this thing is breaking down we almost n e v e r
    speak, I don't feel welcome anymore. Baby what happened? please tell me,
    because one second it was perfect and now you're halfway out the door. & I stare at the
    PHONE HE STILL HASN'T CALLED,
    & then you feel so low you can't feel nothing at all,
    & I FLASH BACK TO WHEN WE SAID FOREVER AND ALWAYS.

  5. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:02am UTC
    & who else remembers :
    "Roxy like a puma!!"

  6. Lexi10 Lexi10
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    pP
    "Sometimes ," says Pooh,
    " the smallest things take up
    the most room in your heart"

  7. Punkchic9000 Punkchic9000
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    That akward moment when...
    You haven't seen one of your friends in a LONG time, and you see them again=total silence

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Some people might as well post
    "Wants Attention" as their facebook status.

  9. BethPress BethPress
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Today My boyfriend Said this to Me;
    'I am kind of the opposite of what girls look for in a boy..Smart, Brave and good looking, I'm pretty slow on the ball and stupid, I would rather back out thanfight or do anything extreme, and well... The last bit self explanatory, i dont look good... So I'm Confushed as to why you, Bethany Jean Prescott, a really great girl decides to choose someone so pathetically useless and ugly'
    When he Said this a Tear ran down my face, thinking he would think that of himself♄


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  11. DenaAnn DenaAnn
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    So today..
    My mother and I decided to go to Applebee's for lunch. Just the 2 of us.
    And old man came up to me and said, "You look very beautiful today, just as beautiful as my wife did on our wedding day."
    I couldn't help but smile.
    He showed me a picture.
    She was gorgeous, even if it was from awhile back.
    I asked, "Well, thank you! Where is your lovely wife?"
    He replied with, "She died in a car accident the day after we got married. I visit her grave everyday with both our wedding rings in my hand. Pretending like it was our wedding day all over again."
    He gives me hope.♥

  12. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Once upon a time
    there was a girl. She may not have been a princess, a superhero, or even popular.
    She was just an average girl.
    but he loved her.
    Cookiedoughformats


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  15. FranoButchelle FranoButchelle
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:17am UTC
    I have high standards becuase country music has
    taught me how a man should treat a lady...♥

  16. FranoButchelle FranoButchelle
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:23am UTC
    I 'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime..♥
    -Luke Bryan.


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  19. ElizaNyan ElizaNyan
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:57am UTC
    "-Mom, i have good news !!"
    "+You got a 100 in the math test ?!!?!!"
    "-Mom, i said good news, not a miracle."
    -True history

  20. mustachedbunny mustachedbunny
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Just wondering...
    Has anyone actually finished a game of
    Monopoly?

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