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  1. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2015 10:18pm UTC
    There are times where I want to do something really crazy,
    something totally unlike me and completely life-changing.
    But then I remember that this is not a book on my shelf.
    There is no cliché for me to fall back on and make everything okay.
    There can be a bad ending to this story. This is my life.


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 11:50pm UTC
    It was well remarked by an intelligent old farmer, ‘I would rather be taxed for the education of the boy, than the ignorance of the man. For one or the other I am compelled to pay.’
    — Southern Cultivator, January 1848

  4. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2015 11:45am UTC
    John asked Clara
    To take
    A walk with him
    And pick flowers.
    But Clara’s brother
    Came along
    And so
    They picked flowers.
    — North Carolina Boll Weevil, 1929

  5. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2015 9:42pm UTC
    x
    x
    This city cracks the egg
    Over a bright blue pan,
    And bursts the yolk to bleed
    Golden across your skies.
    This city can love you good and kind
    If you just give it your lips,
    And let it kiss you full and well—
    But do not wince when the love goes down
    A little too hard; a little too warm.
    This city sleeps with one eye open,
    And you should too—
    Count the hearts it breaks,
    The suns that might not rise.
    This city is an ode
    To insurmountable invisible walls
    That tough it through the winter,
    But shake at the tremble in your hands.
    This city cuts across the land
    Like a scar the world is ashamed of—
    Ripping open and pouring out
    All of the asphalt in your heart.
    This city is unforgiving.
    It lashes out in rainbow tones
    And bruise-purpled hands.
    Again and again and again.

  6. Secrecy Secrecy
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2015 4:09pm UTC
    Woah man, I feel as though Witty's been battling this terminal illness ever since the 2011/12 popular time and now it's coming to it's final stages. x(

  7. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2015 7:35pm UTC
    This love is never gonna change
    we are timeless
    we are timeless
    My heart will never ever change
    we are timeless
    we are timeless
    our love will always feel this way
    we are timeless
    we are timeless

  8. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2015 8:59pm UTC
    I was checking myself out in the mirror and then I spilled coffee on myself
    why am i like this

  9. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 3:09am UTC
    Let me believe in God. Don't pity me like I'm some loony stuck in the past. I've made my decision and you've made yours. Don't look down on me like I'm some naive child. I don't need to be awakened or realise your so called truth. Don't act like you've come across this amazing revelation, and that because of it you're so much better than me. Don't act like I'm anything less just because I choose to believe in God. It doesn't make me stupid. It doesn't make me stubborn or close minded. If anything, it's made me anything but. I am a person of science, and love it to death. But I've come across hundreds of things no law of physics, quantum mechanics or chemistry could explain. I've made my decision and you've made yours.
    "For you is your religion, and for me is my religion." (109:6)

  10. Were all mad here* Were all mad here*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 3:40pm UTC
    I’m never the one who gets called first.
    I’m never the best friend.
    I’m never the one someone falls in love with.
    I’m never the best at school.
    I’m never the funniest person.
    I’m never the most entertaining person at parties.
    I’m never the one someone tells a story first.
    I just exist. And I’m sick of it.

  11. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 12:23pm UTC
    sometimes you just need to eat cold spaghetti out of tupperware to survive

  12. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 2:28pm UTC
    "INTELLIGENCE
    WITHOUT
    AMBITION
    IS A BIRD
    WITHOUT
    WINGS"
    - SALVADOR DALI
    1904-1989

  13. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2015 5:36pm UTC
    I can relate so much to this giraffe

  14. WPiC123 WPiC123
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2014 11:04am UTC
    If life can take away someone who you never wanted to lose, then it can give you someone you never dreamt of having.

  15. Liberosis Liberosis
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2014 5:58pm UTC
    WE ALL KEEP MAKING THE SAME
    MISTAKES, MOURNING THE SAME PEOPLE
    YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR JUST BECAUSE
    OF THEIR PRIVILEGE AND YOU DON'T,
    EVEN GIVE A SINGLE, A SINGLE
    THOUGHT TO THE OTHERS THAT
    SUFFER IN WAYS YOU CAN'T EVEN
    START TO COMPREHEND, SO TAKE YOUR SO-CALLED
    PITY AND YOUR HELP-- THIS IS NOT A
    GAME WITH TOY SOLDIERS AND TOY
    PEOPLE TO BREAK APART, THIS
    IS THE REALITY YOU DON'T WANT
    TO FACE BECAUSE NOBODY EVER LOOKS TRUTH
    STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, BECAUSE IT'S
    TRUE, IT'S TRUE, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
    SO STOP DIGGING UP CORPSES THAT ARE
    ALREADY BURIED AND START TO
    GIVE MORE THAN 2 SECONDS
    ABOUT THE PEOPLE TURNING INTO THEM.

  16. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    All of me
    Hates all of you

  17. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    Me starting homework3:00- I'll start homework after a bite to eat3:30- Just one more sandwich 3:40- I should suprise my sister with brownies3:40-4:30- * Baking Brownies*4:40- Eating Brownies4:50- Helping sister with homework5:00- On witty5:30- Shower6:00- Dinner6:30- Watching Netflix8:00- OMG! I HAVE 2 TESTS AND A ESSAY DUE TOMARROW!!!😮8:05 Finding backpack8:10- More Witty9:00-10:30- Starts homework with 5 minute breakes every other math problem*Next Day*I spent like 5 hours doing homework! I am so tired !

  18. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    SHOWERS ARE GREAT.
    They make you feel nice & clean, you sound like a professional singer
    & they also help you make all of life’s decisions.

  19. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 2:21am UTC
    ♥lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    people say 'i love you' in a lot different ways:
    "eat something"
    "buckle up"
    "get some sleep"
    "here have my fries"
    "you're a dork"
    "be safe"
    "you can have the last slice"
    "did you get home ok?"
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll♥

  20. FingersCrossed FingersCrossed
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 11:02am UTC
    Dear Exams,
    I HATE YOU !
    Sincercely,
    Me.

:)

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