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cotoncandy_616

  1. cotoncandy_616 cotoncandy_616
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 9:37am UTC
    Today, I was ding-dong-ditched several times by the same people. Finally I decided to hide at the door, and as soon as they walked up the stairs, I would jump out and catch them in the act. Sure enough, I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and when I jumped out, the FedEx guy about peed his pants. Sorry, mister. MLIA.

  2. cotoncandy_616 cotoncandy_616
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    January 19, 2011 8:46am UTC
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  3. cotoncandy_616 cotoncandy_616
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 8:37am UTC
    If you love him,
    let him know.
    Before someone else does.

:)

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