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  1. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:04am UTC
    && i don't want to be the chocolate no one likes....
    . ♥

  2. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 4:03am UTC
    iif you tickle me i am not responsible for your injuries ;)

  3. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 5:57am UTC
    "who lives in a pine apple under the sea?"
    Osama bin laden!

  4. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 7:23am UTC
    facts about girls#5
    we find it sweet when you do that cute half smile

  5. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 7:12am UTC
    facts about girls#4
    we love it when you point us out to your friends

  6. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 7:06am UTC
    facts about girls #3
    we love it when you hold hands with us in front of your friends

  7. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 6:56am UTC
    facts about girls#2
    we love it when boys say "don't i get a hug?"

  8. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 6:52am UTC
    facts about girls#1
    when we say "I'm cold" we want your sweat shirt, not "me to"

  9. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 5:24am UTC
    && you walk away ,5 minutes later you think of a really good comeback to a fight:/

  10. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 5:44am UTC
    anyone else;
    wonder why it can't just be $5.00 not $4.99?

  11. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 11:39pm UTC
    Please Read Until The End
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% wont repost

  12. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 4:15am UTC
    When we were little#1
    Standing on front of
    the shopping trolley
    just so your mum couldn't see
    mine:)

  13. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 5:18am UTC
    your momma's so fat;
    ~~~~~~
    that when she steps in the ocean the whales sing 'we are family'

  14. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 3:02am UTC
    And |who else| finishes there |popcorn| before the movie starts
    just me?

  15. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    the annoying moment;
    when you get home and your family has take-a-way and they didn't bother to buy you some:/

  16. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    anyone else;
    lay there and wonder what there gonna wear tomorrow

  17. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 3:21am UTC
    does anyone else thinks it sucks when your in the shower and someone turns on a tap and the water goes cold
    :/

  18. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 1:03am UTC
    I’m the type of person that if my head wasn’t attached to my body I would l ose it

  19. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 2:01am UTC
    thinking of witty quotes on the toilet..

  20. coolio128 coolio128
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 2:01am UTC
    you know someone is a good friend when on msn and they type you a reaaaalllllllyyyyyy
    long message :)

:)

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