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  1. DanielaMN DanielaMN
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 11:22am UTC
    That mini heart attack when
    you almost drop your phone

  2. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    Simple
    things become
    complicated
    when you
    expect too
    much.

  3. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    I deserve a medal for making it
    through this week without stabbing
    someone with a fork.

  4. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    "Funny
    how a
    melody
    sounds
    like a
    memory."

  5. Spencer * Spencer *
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    You Hurt her,
    You Annoy her,
    You Ignore her,
    You Confuse her,
    You Disappoint her,
    You Use her,
    Yet she jumps at the chance to spend time with you.
    You have no heart!

  6. Spencer * Spencer *
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    Yep, I'm going to be one of those mom's that tells my daughter to push back when she's been pushed. If she's anything like me everyone better run and hide!

  7. Spencer * Spencer *
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    Here I am worried about people checking out my profile and stalking me yet I check my own profile about 25 times a day.
    I am my own stalker(O.o)

  8. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 11:20pm UTC
    Story Time
    So I recently started working at McDonald's, and the first ever
    guy's order I was took, told me he wanted the Whopper burger.
    I spent a few seconds trying to find it on the menu before
    someone told me that Whoppers only exist at Burger King.
    He did it on purpose because he could tell that I was new.

  9. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    *gets enough sleep*
    *is still tired*

  10. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 11:12am UTC
    Plot Twist:
    People do care about you.

  11. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 5:09pm UTC
    Humility is not
    thinking
    less of yourself.
    It's thinking
    of yourself
    less.

  12. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:26am UTC
    Every person you
    meet, every single one,
    is looking for their story.
    There are no
    exceptions.
    You become part of it
    by how you
    treat them.

  13. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    Hearts are wild creatures,
    that's why our ribs are cages.

  14. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    The biggest
    communication
    problem is we do
    not listen to
    understand.
    We listen to reply.

  15. flannel flannel
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 7:37pm UTC
    today my professor told me
    every cell in our entire body
    is destroyed and replaced
    every seven years.
    how comforting it is to know
    one day i will have a body
    you have never touched.
    -tumblr

  16. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    Wake up everyday
    stronger than yesterday.
    FACE YOUR FEARS,
    & wipe your tears.

  17. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    *sigh* Yeah honey, I get it you're sorry. And yeah you don't want to lose me, but you should've thought of that before you made out with her. Actions speak louder than words.

  18. shulesluvvah* shulesluvvah*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 9:56pm UTC
    I guess that I can live without you but without you I'll be miserable at best.

  19. kyyrraah* kyyrraah*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 12:19pm UTC
    I though of texting you "good morning. I cant sleep." Then i remembered that you are on a journey which i am not a part of anymore, and thats okay..
    NMQ Credit to; Animelover

  20. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 9:15pm UTC
    GUISE I just got my 100th follower, and as a matter of fact, this is my 100th quote. Woot.
    Thank you, LlamaishEatingMahBacon, for being my 100th.
    Thank you, to all my other followers... for... well, following me. ^.^

:)

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