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  1. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    May 26, 2011 10:09am UTC
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    April 8, 2011 10:05am UTC
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  4. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    March 29, 2011 9:51am UTC
    Don`t read please.? it`s a gaay chainletter thaat scarred the crapp out of me . lmaoo, but don`t readd itt.? theeenks.♥ and srry for the reposst.<\3
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE

  5. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 9:46am UTC
    *for girls eyes ONLY*
    IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING
    Girls only.......................................................................................
    GIRL TALK
    Did you know kissing ishealthy
    It's good to cry
    Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
    Lying is actually unhealthy
    Onlyapplymascara to your top lashes
    It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
    89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
    Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
    Chocolate will make you feel better!
    Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
    A good friend never judges.
    A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
    Boys aren't worth your tears
    We ALL love surprises!!
    Now.... make a wish!
    Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
    WISH WISH WISH WISH
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    Congratulations!!
    Your wish has just been received
    repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED

  6. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    March 29, 2011 9:37am UTC
    {{The teenage quiz}}
    section One/ Social Life:
    how many friends do you have on facebook?
    (a) Over 600
    (b) 300 or more
    (c) more then 100
    (d) 100 or less, or dont have facebook
    how many people do you sit with at school?
    (a) everyone, because im so popular(;
    (b) 6 or more
    (c) 3 or more
    (d) less than 3, or i dont sit with anyone
    How many friends do you have?
    (a) too many to count
    (b) 10 or more
    (c) 5 or more
    (d) less then 5, or dont have friends
    Section Two/ essential items
    what electronics do you have?
    (a) Phone, Laptop, ipod,
    (b) Phone, Laptop, ipad
    (c) Phone and ipod
    (d) Just a phone or ipod, or nothing
    How long are you on the phone a week
    (a) i dont know, about 48 hours?
    (b) atleast a day
    (c) afew hours
    (d) only a few minutes
    do you go out to parties, and how much?
    (a) YES YES YES YES one every night(:
    (b) Everynow and then
    (c) once a month
    (d) dont like parties..
    section three/ Allowance or pocket money
    How much money do you get a week
    (a) 100+
    (b) 50 or more
    (c) 25 or more
    (d) 25 or less
    what do you do to earn your money?
    (a) Nothing. My parents are loaded and we have maids.
    (b) do the dishes everynow and then
    (c) dishes, clean the lounge
    (d) clean the whole house
    How do you spend your money?
    (a) whatever i want, my mum and dad get me whatever things that are expensive
    (b) clothes, books or magizines, food
    (c) Books or magizines
    (d) dont really spend it on anything important
    MARK:
    Mostly a;
    WOW, your popular, you live a lucky and rich life
    with hardworking parents who obviously love you
    Mostly b;
    Youre pretty popular too, you dont pig out on anything and you have a pretty good social life
    Mostly c;
    You have a normal Teen life, a few friends, and what things a normal teen would have(:
    Mostly d;
    You dont have a very normal life, ask your parents for a Raise or something, and work on getting more friends, otherwise your just gunna be a loser..
    My score: d.(:

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    March 22, 2011 9:55am UTC
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  9. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    March 15, 2011 10:55am UTC
    Your Real Name: Audrey Guy
    Your "Gangsta" Name (first letter of real name plus first letter of last name + izzle):A-Gizzle
    Your Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal): Purple dolphin
    Your Soap Opera Name (your middle name & street you live on): Lorraine Laurel
    Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name): Guylor
    Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Pink koolaid
    Your Witness Protection Name (one of your parent's middle name): Annette
    Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets): Black Daisey
    Your superstar name (the name of one of your pets and the street you live on): Daisey Laurel

  10. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    March 3, 2011 9:39am UTC
    1. Would you rather be called baby or babe?
    baby
    2. Would you rather be doing this survey or watching television?
    this survey :)
    3. How are you feeling today?
    pretty damn good=D
    4. What is on your bed right now?
    my pillow, dog, blanket and my brush
    5. What are you looking forward to?
    lunch
    6. Do you miss anyone?
    yeah
    7. Where is he or she?
    class
    9. When will you smile?
    all the time
    10. Did you see anyone you knew last Friday night?
    duh my mom, bro and sis
    11. What are your plans for Saturday night?
    skating
    12. Do you have classes tomorrow?
    of course!!
    13. What other windows do you have open besides this one?
    none
    14. What are you going to eat for supper?
    TACOS!!!!!
    15. What is your favorite dinner?
    PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH=O
    16. Do you knock or ring the doorbell when you go over to a friend's house?
    knock
    17. Do you love compliments?
    who does't<3
    21. Do you believe in yourself?
    hell no.
    22. How many times have you showered this week?
    everyday
    23. Do you have a daily planner? If so, do you keep up with it?
    nope
    24. Who was the last person you commented?
    tylermitchell69

  11. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    March 1, 2011 9:51am UTC
    To: the MOST AMAZING GUY EVER
    "Happy Birthday
    Justin Bieber"
    From: all the girls with Bieber Fever

  12. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    February 18, 2011 10:05am UTC
    I may not believe in wishes
    but I do wish almost every time I get the chance.
    Here's your chance;
    by the end of the countdown
    you must have made a wish.
    10
    9
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    +*(//stop\\)*+
    Now you must repost this in the next 7 minutes.
    Before your next birthday your wish will have come true.

    But you only have 7 minutes you betterbequick!

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    February 15, 2011 3:24pm UTC
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  15. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    January 19, 2011 11:26am UTC
    Quiz
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: purple
    • Favorite Food: Chinese food
    • Favorite Singer: Bruno Mars
    • Favorite Show: Cake Boss
    • Favorite Sport: Volley ball
    • Favorite Season: SUMMER !
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Wednesday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: banana split
    • Favorite Time of Day: evening
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: bored
    • Current Taste: spit
    • Current Clothes: purple cami with a wet seal sweater over and skinny jeans
    • Current Computer: DELL
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: red
    • Current Time: 11:13am
    • Current Surroundings: library
    • Current Annoyance(s): my dad
    • Current Thought: I am going to put my head on his shoulder.
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Donny
    • First crush this school year: idk...had a lot
    • First Screen Name: jerrygirl95
    • First Pet: a dog
    • First Piercing: ears when i was a baby
    • First Thing You Did Today: talk to my lil' bro
    • First Thing You Ate Today: nothing yet
    • First School: daycare/pre-school
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: a sandwich
    • Last Car Ride: To my grandma's house
    • Last Text Message: I have to go to mrs. snyder's next
    • Last Movie Seen: The Spy Next Door
    • Last Item Bought: burger from mikeyd's
    • Last CD Played: Now 29
    • Last Website You Were On: WITTYYY
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yess...:/
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: nope
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: no
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: yeah...accidentially
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: umm...nope
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: yessss
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. Virginia
    • 2. Ocean City
    • 3. Florida
    • 4. Splash Lagoon
    • 5. California (in my mom's tummy hehe)
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: Nothing jk
    • You Did Last Night: someone
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: my annoying friends
    • You Can't Live Without: music
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1.Matt♥
    • 2.Mallory
    • 3.Mom
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: Black
    • 2. hot or cold: Hott
    1 Love
    • Matt♥

  16. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    January 18, 2011 10:43am UTC
    what every kiss means:
    kiss on the stomach; i'm ready.
    kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.
    kiss on the ear; your my everything.
    kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
    kiss on the hand; i adore you.
    kiss on the neck; we belong together.
    kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
    kiss on the lips; i like you.
    What the gesture means...
    holding hands; we definitely like each other.
    slap on the butt; that's mine.
    holding on tight; i don't want to let go.
    looking into each other's eyes; i just plain like you.
    playing with hair; tell me you love me.
    arms around the waist; i like you too much to let go.
    laughing while kissing; i am completely comfortable with you.
    Advice;
    don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    if you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in love.
    Requirements;
    post this again after reading!
    or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are
    missing will surprise you

  17. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 11:37am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    Someone thinks you are your dad's wife.
    MLIA

  18. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:06am UTC
    Mental Age Test :)
    [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
    [x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
    [] You own a credit/debit card
    [] You know how to change the oil in a car
    [x] You’ve done your own laundry
    [] You can vote in an election
    [x] You can cook for yourself
    [] You think politics are interesting
    [] You show up for school late a lot
    [x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
    [] You’ve never gotten a detention
    [] You have forgotten your own birthday
    [x] You like to take walks by yourself
    [x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
    [x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
    [x] You know how to do the dishes
    [x] You can count to 10 in another language
    [x] When you say you’re going to do something, you do it[Usually]
    [x] You can mow the lawn
    [] You study even when you don’t have to
    [x] You have hand washed a car before
    [x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
    [] The people at Starbucks know you by name
    [] Your favorite kind of food is take out
    [] You cant go to the store without getting something you don’t need
    [] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
    [x] You can type pretty quick
    [] Your only friends are from your place of employment
    [] You have been to a Tupperware party
    [x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
    [] You have more bills than you can pay
    [x] You have been to the beach
    [] You use the Internet every day
    [x] You have been outside of your state 3 or more times
    [] You make your bed in the morning
    im 15 turning 16 in september, and my mental age is 18(:

  19. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    January 7, 2011 11:12am UTC
    Spell your name and see what it means;
    A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H:easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: textaholic V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be sweet and funny at times.
    A- Hot
    U-Textaholic
    D-Makes People Laugh
    R-Good Boyfriend or Girlfriend
    E-Has Gorgeous Eyes
    Y-Is loved by everyone

  20. cookiemonster95 cookiemonster95
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    January 7, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Don't Blame the Shoes...Blame the Socks! ;)

:)

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